Guest Director
"what the hell is this, an infomercial? you think we're sellin' detergent here? that's way too goddamn bright! moody! make it _moody!"_ "tara-a-a." "what?" tara swatted dismissively at maya. "i'm not telling you a thing.
I'm Smiling, Why Aren't You?
"what am i, an infomercial?" "_who?"_ he rubbed his temples. "what? miss sunshine and the screeching taco?" you shook your head. "pentious. cherri. people know them." you glance back to the casino noise. "and i want that."
So Many Miles Away
An infomercial for a _fantastic_ set of _genuine_ japanese knives? not folded enough times, next channel. there’s nothing on the screen but static. next channel. more static. another one. just more static.
Tales from Silicon City 14: Saving Valentine's Day
Granted his despicable empire of call centers, infomercial studios, and factories pumping out diet supplements of dubious quality wasn't exactly high on the list of "evil things all supervillains can do to raise money" but he was certain the dsa would
Counting Days Chapter 2: Drinking on Campus
I try to charm the snake back into its basket by utilizing some breathing techniques i got from a couple of late-night infomercials. “hey don't worry about it james, if i remember correctly his ass is in the slammer, where he deserves to be."
Your Heart's Desires
He chuckled as he did his best 'infomercial salesman pitch' voice. it took shep a moment to dwell on those words, the gears in his head turning, trying to decide if what was written was adequate enough to proceed.
The Raging Hounds III: Wildfire
The reception area was as spartan and utilitarian as can be in the federate military: benches made of steel and plastic lined the walls, a single tv-screen displayed news and propaganda infomercials, and a high desk with a swiveling chair for the receptionist
Iron Dragon Chapters 149-150
"well cooking shows are more interesting than infomercials or bad late night programming." nodrog said. roslyn took a small bite, since she was unsure of what to expect for seasoning on the eggs.
Quin and Duke
Looking at duke and adonis was like looking at a before and after picture that you'd see from an infomercial. duke was the poster child of someone that looked average. adonis was the complete opposite: perfect, muscular, and his sex appeal was oozing.
[Commission] The Root of the Problem
She tore her eyes away from the screen, which was harder than one would think, given that an infomercial about crack sealant was on, and slowly turned to regard her brother.
Chapter 26- A Well-Deserved Break
Like an enthused infomercial spokesman, i gave my aunt the good ol' "but wait, there's more!" i jumped ahead and showed her a picture of tara licking and sniffing my nuts while precum ran down my cock and through her hair.
Border Patrol
At first it seemed like any infomercial. it was advertising a research study for a disease called hyperosmia. hector thought it was some kind of sleep problem, but the commercial went on to explain that it was an increase in the sense of smell.