Give Me Back My Monsters!

Tonight, we needed to laugh: george carlin’s _when will jesus bring the pork chops?_ went down well. i turned out the light and settled down under the covers. after a while, i whispered, “hey, mumbee? you still awake?” silence.

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A Mesozoican Party

On the rough hewn wooden table, there were plates of delicious meats, steak, pork chops and a variety of dishes made to cater to the mesozoican palate.

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Influences: A soft touch

"sshhoo you can just go fuck yerself you overgrown pork chop!" "oh is that so?" the boar said, stepping into the street. the boar was wearing jeans and a biker vest that barely fit over his protruding gut that looked built more from muscle than fat.

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Lore of Mysticfell - Chapter 2 | Alister

She had created a plate with beautifully grilled pork chops that were topped with sweet cherries and a special sweet and spicy sauce. she created a chopped salad complete with her own special salad dressing.

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The 3 Little Pigs - the Uncut Version

"two pork chops for the price of one." "run, fifer!" squealed fiddler, grabbing his brother by the hand and yanking him to his feet.

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Soul Mate Charm: Brotherhood

However, he was _really_ craving a big t-bone steak or some pork chops. he wasn't sure why. "um... got any steak?" matt looked like he was about to say something but then shrugged it off. "sure. plenty."

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A Mesozoican Party

On the rough hewn wooden table, there were plates of delicious meats, steak, pork chops and a variety of dishes made to cater to the mesozoican palate.

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Selective Memory IV

Strips of turkey, steak, pork chops resting on a thick bed of mashed potatoes, all smothered in dark brown gravy sitting next to a plate with three bell peppers, each stuffed with cooked rice, vegetables, ground beef, cheese and what smelled like chicken sauce

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Learning Curve (Chapter 6, Act1/Book3)

You chopped her up and put her into ziploc baggies, labeled as _'steak'_ and _'pork chops'_ and put her in the freezer. oh, what's that? you don't remember doing it? yeah, that's a side effect of this designer drug that's been hitting the streets.

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The Human

Looking around her as she was hauled unceremoniously through the crowd, she saw table after table stacked high with t-bone steaks, fish filets, pork chops, ribs, and poultry. the hunters were feasting while they watched the two captives fight.

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Campout

They even found they had to make dinner as well, which wasn't to bad despite cremating the pork chops.

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