Carmine & Jet

Giorgio lowered an enormous old-fashioned suitcase, with acme maids stenciled on the side. "i am giorgio! i have come to clean!" "thank goodness for that," carmine breathed, canned laughter rising. "i've been feeling so dirty lately!"

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James and the Giant Stallion's Tiny Huge Christmas

Someone should have warned you not to use this crappy acme built shit below freezing.  it just can't be trusted.  it's a good thing i happened along or you'd really be up the creek."

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