Blood Brothers

The moron probably hadn't even hit puberty yet, and here he was - being inducted first-hand into this new-found family of bigoted hillbilly pig-whores. perhaps the hybrid-mutts served as the boy's primary kkk initiation?

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Chapter 7

They're about half way up a mountain, and this drunk fucking hillbilly in a dump truck runs them off the road and the side of the mountain. shep walked away with a lot of bruising, john on the other hand... they found her still giving cpr to his body.

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Stuck In A Rut

I can't afford to bring you toward that area of the woods, and then have you be shot to death by some random hillbilly. we don't have a type of magic to undo being shot." well- she doesn't look exactly like the other deer.

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Elemental Unity (Gerard Prince rewrite, Eps 5)

"seems like it goes toward the hillbilly bears' property. ah, here comes gopher." gopher and a few of the toons under his work force arrived on the scene and they began examining the new tunnel. "jiminy cricket, sonny!

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Sibling Switch [Commission]

This is a nice neighborhood and we don't want them thinking they have a pair of inbred hillbillies living near them." "but what the... we had an agreement, didn't we? no unnecessary touching, remember?" "this is necessary!

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Shatter (2021)

The stocky, beer gut darryl stood laughing with his other hillbilly landscapers. the doberman got everyone's attention as a few backed away immediately. darryl looked at them in confusion and turned to see marty approaching him.

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The Damned, Chapter 1

She couldn't have been more than five feet tall, if that, and reminded her of 'granny' from the old beverly hillbillies show.

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Twisted Tails: The New Neighbors

His body and mind was a perfect example of the trashy redneck pigs that would soon dominate the neighborhood populace, transformed and corrupted for dirty hog breeding and hillbilly kinship.

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The Wasted Youth, Chapter 2 - A Night in the Heights

Now i know why they call this stuff "hillbilly heroin." this kind of temperature would have most people shivering, but strangely, i don't feel it at all. the only thing i can feel right now is that familiar tingling sensation in my limbs.

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The Cradle Of Utalga (part 1 - descent)

They can't all be a bunch of meth-heads and incest-laden hillbillies, am i right?" maile asked with a smirk and a wink of her panda-goat hybrid rectangular-pupiled eye. max shrugged. "right you are, mai-mai!"

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Misconstrued

We were trapped in this hillbilly system with no way out. i was left wondering which would get us first, the asteroid or the bounty hunters. i didn't have long to think about it.

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