(Commission) Employee Benefits

"you're both right, you know...my husband is a pretentious bastard with a god complex, and i've noticed how he treats you unfairly all this time. so what do you say we fix this little problem and get him to start compensating you more adequately?"

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The Slave Prince: Part 3

"you've been a pretentious little fag your whole life and i had to put up with it.... but not anymore! tonight, i get to punish you for your transgressions and you have a lot to make up for."

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Taking Care of Business - Part One

It was just a statue, and a very pretentious one at that, nothing to be concerned about. there were more floor to ceiling windows at the far end of the room giving a view over the plant while a wooden desk sat in front of them.

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Marooned on Tashoo, Chapter 27

He looked significantly younger than nachoo, but he didn't seem to be nearly as pretentious, looking almost modest. his vest, while adorned more than most of the warriors i had seen, was nowhere nearly as adorned as nachoo's vest.

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League of Legends - The Dragon Incident (VORE)

The rat's suddenly pretentious tone rubbed ziggs the wrong way, but he just furrowed his brow and kept his mouth shut. "the cow runs off on his own all the time, and he either gets in trouble or gets lost. we should go bail him out."

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Kioga 8: Ship, Our Pants

I know he seems like a pretentious butthole, but ... look, just order the tickets. thanks!" the cheetah ended his call and set the phone face-down in the kitchen.

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Welcome to Wellgarden - Part One

Sure, they may have been a little middle class in some of their habits, but there was nothing classy or pretentious about what made them all laugh.

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A Taste of Furry

The idiot probably picked off the word from a thesaurus to sound pretentious. cardboard characters? read more, you bastard. fucking hell.

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An Alarming Development

Standing around and smiling at each other and being so... pretentious?" "i'm afraid so." lord clang answered with a laugh, "but it isn't all bad. the position does have its... benefits." vanamee sighed, nodding weakly as another carriage approached.

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Things Fall Apart chapter 1

She wasn't being pretentious, she almost always ignored obayana. as she walked past him, he started to follow her, and even though she wasn't looking, kainda could feel obayana's eyes on her round ass as it bounced with each of her steps.

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Lover's Dawn

Textbook pretentious attitude spilled from every motion the cheetah made. marion chuckled to himself, as his brain posed a comical response. he wouldn't usually be so bold, but it seemed as nothing would stop this morning he was already having.

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The Good Die Young - Preface

---- whoo boy, bunch of pretentious prose with extra cheese - just how i like it. good times begin in chapter 1, stick around.

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