Sticky Justice

Enil kept waiting until 9:20, long after the other patrons - even the douchebags on laptops - cleared out, leaving just him and the increasingly annoyed barista.

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Of Fathers and Their Sons

"guy's a douchebag." inside, they found gregory locked in a room with the youngest of the bear cub brothers. despite his sudden panic the bear had his pants around his ankles and the boy on his back with his legs up in the air.

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Loyalty

"the massive douchebag who thought the world revolved around-" brad cut him off with a laugh. "yep! that piece of shit. well, remember how he's always had a real chip on his shoulder about me?

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Cleaning Up (Alphabet Superset B)

Gile called him a freak, a nutcase, and a stuck up douchebag. it got loud. gile walked away. brody didn't follow. and proceeded to regret it. he blamed his brain, not gile. so he came to apologize. maybe at least they could part amicably.

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Seeking Answers (Chapter3, Act1, Book3)

Anyway, if you really believe in this crap, then you two douchebags can't kill me because you don't have seven heads and ten horns. besides, babylon is still mostly in ruins.

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Last stand

"seems like somebody's doing a douchebag workout! squad! focus your fire on the behemoth!" i shouted. they didn't need to be told twice. "my gun isn't hitting it!" a person shouted, but in reality, he was hitting it, but it was doing fuckall.

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Going Down Under Ground

Zeggy still had his moments where he relapsed into his total douchebag ways, but he had genuinely been trying to be a better person.

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Ilorek's Loneliness 4 of 7

I like you, you're the only person i've met since i got here who isn't a completely closeminded douchebag." she paused, ilorek was still staring at her. "i respect you, and i want another chance.

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Summer Camp

Dorumon held his hand blocking impmon back, "back off douchebag and just leave us be." gabumon said, "us? are you saying that other purple digimon hiding behind you is gay too?

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Brian Griffin: Family Slut

He didn't want this to deteriorate into a straight up fistfight, mainly because he didn't want to get arrested over it, but he was willing to teach this happy-go-lucky douchebag a lesson if need be. "oh, brian, why do you have to be so hostile?"

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Loyalty

"the massive douchebag who thought the world revolved around him?" brad snickered. "yep! that piece of shit. well, remember how he's always had a real chip on his shoulder about me?

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