Zombies are Wankers: Long Time No Read

Pops champagne bottle, tiger muscle-girls start pole-dancing, trap music plays at a very loud volume last time on zombies are wankers: there was dinner, and sexytime that i'm skipping because if you want explicit, weird sex, there's always just once or oh

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Absol-utely In Love Chapter 1: A Single Step

Cuddling, talking, fluffiness, and (eventually) sexytimes result. you yawn as the alarm clock goes off, smashing the off button as you roll out of bed. yet another day in the life of samuel wills, foreman machinist and general layabout. goody.

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Blood in the Test Tubes (intro/rough draft)

This is just an intro, i'll get more into it later, well hope ya like, i'm also debating whether to add some real graphic stuff or maybe some sexytime once it's all over with.

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Atypical Alterations

Some completely random shifting stuff resulting in wild, wholly unrealistic sexytimes. i went with a sci-fi setting because i’ve been pretty limited in how much i’ve done that, though i’m working with it a bit more.

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One Big Misunderstanding

The next chapters will contain more crazy violence, plus some shocking sexytime xp and a bit of backstabbing and all that good stuff! will jo find neil before one of the others? dun dun daaa! comments are appreciated too ya know!

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Slutcat and Sworddog #31

sexytimes. | "oh my!" said one of the villagers in the little settlement that slutcat and lydia emerged into from the river. "sorry," slutcat said. "we... sort of went over the falls and don't have any clothes or anything."

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Sydney's Morning Run 02 [END]

._ _author's notes: if you want to skip to the actual sexytimes, it starts sorta near after the word "forest" (actual fucking is closer to the word "tugging").

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Thri Another Day

This one's a little light on the sexytimes and a bit heavier on plot and character development, so i won't blame you if you skip it. if you like cheesy romance, though, you'll probably enjoy it.

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Patreon Reward - The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Content warning: heat, slime, submission, tentacles, triple-penetration, tingling, citrus, and boredom ended by sexytimes. enter at your own risk. hey, if you like what you're reading, please support me!

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Sonic and Surge 3

Sonic and surge have some lovey-dovey sexytime. this is a _sonic the hedgehog _fanfiction. all characters are copyright their respective owners and are written as above the age of 18. this is a commissioned piece.

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Private Training

The ending feels a little rushed and the transition to sexytimes could have probably been a little smoother, but all in all i'm satisfied with it.

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