Happy Birthday, Mister Salesman

Today started even before I got into work. It's not a common occurrence for me to do anything before, say, noon, unless pressured by outside forces or very determined internal ones. In this case, it was a phone call. Again, I would normally...

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Teddy Bear

The salesman held the door open for the family. they walked back to their car. the boy buckled himself into his booster seat, carefully buckling theo in with him. "this boy is now under my protection.

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COMMISSION: "Crisp's New Shoes"

The crafty salesman said with a shrug. "besides, you really wanted those shoes. and they do look so good on you." "you..." crisp tried to storm over to the salesman, to give him a piece of his mind, but each step sent a wave of warmth through his body.

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The Latte Segment, Chapter 17&18

Greg released his salesman pose. "well, i'm sorry. i know you had your heart set on this one." she didn't. it was just okay, not much more.

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A Complete Makeover

The one who has spoken first is clearly a salesman. i hate him from the first moment, he has the shifty air of a used-car salesman. "_a used-women salesman._" i wonder where that thought came from.

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A Ruined Birthday Party

"if this doesn't get the damn drain unblocked, i'll be a doberman's uncle and give the salesman who boasted about this a piece of my mind. i'll go full karen on him for making me spend twenty extra dollars."

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Some Vore Porn With a Huge Muscle-Wolf: Preamble (0)

"you're a salesman and all you got's a body for sale, and we ain't classy. we ain't shit, but we ain't classy. i'll pay you two hundred bucks for tuesday night. one-hour set.

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Furio's Works

The salesman smiled back and continued to look at alan. the two men seemed to be locked in each other's eyes. "i'm alan," said alan, extending his hand. the salesman extended a paw and said, "tom."

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Foxification

Danny unlocked his bike and climbed onto it, slowly pedaling towards the salesman. the setup was very simple, a fold-out table set up behind one of the stores, where he would be unlikely to be found.

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Just a Shark - Ep. 2 - How I Met Andrew?

I like this one.andrew: me too...salesman: you choose this one?bayron: yes, the letters are "b" and "a"salesman: okay, here it is... it's 2 dollars.bayron: here *pay* thank you.salesman: you're welcome!andrew: so, it's that?bayron: yes.

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Kingdom Animalia

He looked up at the salesman, "i'll buy this, how much is it?" the salesman grinned at him, "absolutely nothing, feel free to take it."

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Invasion of the 4th Dimension (Part 3)

The grey wolf with the scar slapped the helpless salesman in the face so his nose begun bleeding. "it was your job to print 10000 newspapers daily.

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