Cabin in the Woods
**Cabin in the Woods** “You can't pack like that, ye' chowderhead," Ari's thick Boston accent cracked his mouth into a crooked smirk as he spoke. “You really can't...
Savage Love
The local lumberjack oswald valle has one hell of a wild wife, but the villagers are oblivious as to just how much of an animal rosemary valentine is in bed! but can they keep the fact she is a werewolf secret forever?
Corrupting Amerilia: Chapter 4
She told the mare all about her travels from home, how she had been robbed and then briefly taken in by a lumberjack's wife. the elf told her about how that very lumberjack's wife took her virginity.
Daydream Daddy
Clean-shaven, broad shoulders, thick arms, the torso of a strongman, and legs like a lumberjack. jake would even bet money his dad could crush a watermelon with his thighs. needless to say, his dad was hot. ...a stud. not hot.
Settling in
A white t-shirt with an unbuttoned lumberjack jacket over it. he checked his pockets to still find his own bandana tucked in his pants. he went outside. there was a table on the porch. he sat on one the chairs he had salvaged from the basement.
Alligator Alliterationist [POEM]
King am i, with a killer kickstand, and i’ll leave you lollygaggin’ like a lumberjack. mad males may make mistakes, but moreover nay, no, never, will not engage the breaks.”
High School is Hell - Fury
"yessir," answered the lumberjack. "born and raised here. born and bred angel." "i'll bet." leopold cast his gaze across his surroundings.
Collar the Wild - Chapter 22 - Shopping
Ember comes out again soon after, carrying three shirts he likes, including the lumberjack one, and hands the woman the token with the discarded items. cal then trades the shirts with the jeans and the process restarts.
Lonely Oak Chapter 81
"hannah: lumberjack." "lumberjack. l-u-m--b-e-r, j-a-c-k. lumberjack." the sugar glider yawned. "lyza: raspberry." the rabbit closed her eyes confidently. "razberry. r-a-z--b-e-r-r-y. razberry." "i'm sorry that's incorrect.
FALL 2022
I cry out, my body's lumberjack, and griffin rushes in, catching me.
Never Trust A Fairy Tale
Unfortunately, the jack in the original tale, it seemed, must have packed a chainsaw instead of a lumberjack's axe, for the beanstalk which supported the weight of a climbing giant had never been in any danger of being felled from his flimsy strokes
Proper Care of Construction Equipment - Chapter 4
The stereotypical lumberjack shirt. “really?" franky regarded her own wardrobe as if it were new to her. “don't ya think it'll make me look… you know, dykey?"