Adventures of Kota Rello part 1
I'd give my left nut tuh be with one o' them sand muppets." "if yuh keep promisin' yer jublies on everythin' yuh wanted, yuh'd have nuttin' left," kota says as he leaves engineering.
Club of Wolves ch. 5
Someone asked for a silly song on the saxophone, and i played the muppets 'mahna mahna,' with the piano on the doo-doo's.
Aphr-ORC-disiac Chapter 8
Meanwhile mine was spraying everywhere thanks to my dick wiggling around like a crazy muppet. tolk leaned to my ear and gave it a lick when he spoke to me, _“you feel that cock deep inside you!!?? hitting your stomach!!?? **grraaahh!!!
The New Normal
The two monkeys had in fact bonded over the series of muppet movies as children, the cheery, family-friendly antics helping bridge the small gap between their ages.
Addiction - Chapter Twenty-one: The French Mistake
The both of us were soapy and wet, almost unrecognizable, like some rejected muppets. you really have to be in love with somebody to not get the creeps by seeing them wet.
The reluctant demon Pt1
She should have stayed with her old tutor and class, they'd been alright instead of this bunch of muppets. ' **no i'm not alright**. **no luck in the library** ,' she replied. ' **not surprised tbh** ,' he typed.
Emerald Secrets: Chapter 6: The Dragon's Curse
A bunch of brain dead muppets?" **"very well. glare as you wish. not like it makes any difference."** the dragoness snapped, a heavy irritation lacing her words.
Farm Raised
If you fuck this, i'll turn you inside out, ya muppet." carolina's heart hammered in her chest as they set her on something. the leaves wrapped around her pulled back. shockingly cool air wafted over her flank. "sweet as..." he trailed off.
Blood In My Face
The muppets would cheer, wave to the audience, and then it was time for the _six one six_ news. too bad they weren't alive to see it.
Scales and Honor: The Shattered God: Chapter 12
Don't ya have any manners ya scratchy bearded muppet? or _maybe_ you fancy to have a wank over potential lewd notes between an interspecies couple? well leave your bloody mitts off the letter you twat! consider this a warning!"
For the Whored
I did have other ideas for how this story would have turned out, but i ended up going with the snake while watching the muppets, where they had a bunch of snakes dancing against a black background and one was red and yellow. anyways, enjoy.
The Christmas Story That Wasn't
“that little sex-muppet's fake flashback and rewind-the-story antics have created a number of new and unintended timelines!