Horfie, the Selective Service Elf (By Avoozl)

Ordinarily we'd peruse local businesses, but somebody parked a car there, and it took all happy hour to determine it was rigged to explode._ _so as i was saying, we got kidnapped, almost emasculated, nearly decollated, but when they got to me, their webcam

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The New Grind - Part Two

There was a particular little hole in the wall that i'd started to hit up on tuesday nights because they had half-off drink specials, and a karaoke happy hour.

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Challenge the Warmachine Chapter 1: Competition

"nowhere near happy hour yet; you guys must be here for the contest?" he asked, partly in jest. "we are, yes; just arrived actually." luke returned with a nod. "i guess that means we'll be competing against one another for the top spot."

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Temple of Tikal pt 2 (Uncensored version)

A few hours later, when the happy hour had already ended, the bar had emptied of customers and left only volcan and ordagova within. now seemed as good of a time as any for them to head out, so volcan put away his guitar and ordagova started closing.

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Opus, Ch. 1: Meeting

"you just missed happy hour. we got your standard mix of cocktails. wine and beer run cheaper." she ran her finger in a circular motion over the electronic screen at her navel, and then met my eyes. "i'll do a cocktail. what's the uh...blue bomber?"

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The Isle of Pharos

Of course a best western with a decent happy hour would be ideal but i don't think we should be picky." they had been walking for almost half an hour when they started spotting large irregular rocks strewn about the area.

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Chapter VI: Under a Twilit Sky

. \*\*\*\*\* the tavern was crowded and harm 'hunter' chronos guessed that was because it was happy hour. the moment he entered, another woman slammed into him.

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Transforming Tommy

To afford the overpriced drinks, the seven friends started the party at happy hour. instead of his standard attire of blue jeans, pullover and sneakers, tommy dressed up in khakis, leather loafers and a festive purple oxford.

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Not Going Extinct 5

happy hour and what not. pick out something that sounds good, i'll cover your first round." jenny said, then waddled off to wait on the next table over.

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Hooked

'anyway, in truth i picked the name in part first because i do like booze, but hey, who doesn't, and secondly because any hour i'm out on this baby is a happy hour.' his tail wagged smoothly as he glanced affectionately at the boat.

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Deadly Attractions : Fresh Wounds

It was already getting dark, and one by one the neon signs along the street flashed to life to lure in passersby with promises of happy hours and fried food.

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