Can you feel the love tonight...
"douche bags! the whole lot of ya'." carl snarled before climbing into the shower and throwing back the plastic curtain. "grow up already!" danny snorted before grabbing a hanging towel from the wall and drying off his fur.
He Who Would be Master: 11
"look what you did, douche-bag!" jay, at the end of his patience, hauled kaard to his feet by his beard. "what _i_ did!? take a good look, you selfish, little, fuck-head!! look at him!!" angel hadn't uncurled.
First Date Disaster
He expected me to have a douche bag reason? "i-i guess. nuthin' too special." i say.
Evolution of the Xenomorphs Ch 13
This desk's previous owner has douche-bag written all over it, i'm taking his pens......" "why? do you really need a pen right now?" "if i want to write my will i do."
Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 135
"i don't beg for anything, especially from a douche bag like you." chris sneered back, causing more pulses of anger to show on the mans face. "actually, that's a name too good for you...
Ch 27
"she would rather want me than you douche bag!" i said as i dodged out of the way chucking my ground type battle axes into the ground. "earthquake!" i screamed as the ground started to shake.
Weathered (A2, B1, Chapter 9)
"and he's not real, douche-bag. christ ... it might not be as smart of an idea as you think, because the people after us already know way too much about us. they know you, they know me.
Study 2 - Dragon Friend With Benefits
I felt kind of like one of those douche-bags who keeps a pet snake and tries to show it off to everyone he invites over because he thinks it makes him look cool. only this was a hell of a lot sexier. yeah, i called all of this sexy.
The Blade grows dull
(if you see anything, comment and i'll fix it) this is the story of sam 'the blade' porcius a conceited, self absorbed, narcissistic, douche-bag prick of a silver fox.
State of Mind
"you know," she starts, "most douche-bag preps in this place would just laugh and walk away." chris finds his cheeks growing warm, flattered by charlotte's kind words. "i'll be right out once i change my clothes."
Furry Tales from Liberty City Chapter 2: Seductive Complications
I don't give a f...fuck about that italian douche bag. uncle likes to think he can control me, but he don't know shit!" she said a little too loud. "fuck me this is so much more complicated than it should have been." i literally face pawed.
Quintessence
Didn't really keep the acquaintances i made playing sports, most of them were douche bags. i did the play stuff cause it was pretty fun." "ever get up on stage?" amar interrupted again. "heh, well maybe a few times...nothing spectacular.