The Boy with the Wolf Eyes 15
"since when do you tell dirty jokes?" he simply chuckled. he sat me down on a stool and went to turn on the shower. i started when i felt something wet dripping down my crack. i put my finger to my crack and pulled it back; it was red with blood.
Road to India
A couple of hours passed and we were all inside the shelter, playing card games, telling dirty jokes and drinking wine or brandy. and now they were saying stupid one-liners a woman would never say to his husband... "that was a great fart!
The Prince Dilemma
I was fully expecting to see a display of the build up to a dirty joke. "linar, your years grow into adulthood," she said. "as mine grow towards old age. i... would like to inform you that your older brother has selected his wife. eyas.
Feel Good
She once ruptured someone's liver with a pool cue over a dirty joke, which wouldn't have been so bad except that she announced it first. "if you don't apologize, i'm going to take this pool cue and rupture your liver." who does that?
King of Pentacles Takes Knave of Diamonds
The master jauntily fanned out his cards to inspect them like they were an amusing booklet of dirty jokes. francis felt his face fall. what the hell was he holding? five of swords? twelve of thorns? ace of wings?
Sweat it out
jokes.
The Light in My Darkness
I make a few too many dirty jokes and talk about sex a little too much. but the time i spend with the people i care about is what really gets me out of bed every morning... you know?"
Worked Like a Farm Dog
._ zane was shorter, with legs and arms as stout as tree trunks and a demeanor far less sour than that of memphis, not to mention a sense of humor nick easily hit upon with dirty jokes.
Reset: Paying Your Dues
She egged patrons into drinking more, told dirty jokes to entertain, and bartered kisses for drink orders from who she perceived to be the more bashful of her customers; which usually resulted in a chorus of cheers from the individual's friends.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 10
Also, i was totally going to delete that dirty joke at the end, but a certain furry by the name of helios phi asked me to keep it in. xd if you enjoy my story, please help keep my face un-mauled by irritable ostriches by dropping me a donation.
Gauge's Day
He thought that was an old dirty joke, not something that actually happened. "okay..." he sighed, turning the bike around and taking it lazily back down the road, trying not to kick the throttle up too high.
You Oughtta Know by Now
Its one thing making dirty jokes and snide comments to your boss while the two of you are trying to stick a blower in an old corvette, quite another when the man you are speaking with is responsible for keeping police officers in line.