Pop Goes the Weasel
**pop goes the weasel** by vorel kurik _**round and round the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel.
No Weaseling Out of This One
Stretching, stretching, like a ferret...or a weasel. “that...fucking...rat...bastard…” barbara growled, her teeth coming to points and leaving her lips bleeding for a moment before she healed up again.
Midnight Rendezvous
The weasel was his partner, kit, an extraordinarily sociable young man with a clever smile and mellow mood. "still not as fast as the duke, fox."
Buck and the Twins
Crash jumps up, stepping forward to attempt and wrench the weasel off his brother, grabbing him by the arm and tugging.
One of a Kind
The weasel flashed yet another grin, pointing at her cheeks. "where?" "right here?" petra squinted. "you're just being obtuse," the weasel accused. "get that from your 'word o' the day' calendar?" "you know full well my daily is 'a year of self-love'."
Personal Pride
The weasel especially loved to ask when they started letting boys run ships. and the captain realised he loved it.
After-School Activities: Skunked
The weasel being the prime instigator behind it. travis knew it was just out of sheer boredom, the weasel finding gym class to be boring. travis couldn't just turn it down after wesley had openly dared him to in front of the other guys.
Redwall: Cluny and Sela - Motivation
The weasel gave a sharp salute. "scringe!" "yes, sir!" the weasel said firmly. "i have an important job for you. you are a beast i know i can trust, so you have the honor of tending to lady sela's every wish.
LEANING; a short story
Max asked the terrified and embarrassed weasel. pete laughed at the fox. "why do you care? your balls are too big for tighty-whities!" max held up the pair of twenties, and pete nodded, turning back to the cowering weasel.
Puzzle Game
The weasel even thrusted down into the lion's maw himself for a bit.
Zootopia: Dirty Hairy part 1
Fritz asked the weasel with a sarcastic sounding, quickly thrown together italian draw. "what does it look like i'm doing you stupid pussy?" the weasel snarled.
Unwittingly Summoned Part 1
A story written for teryx some time ago, about a feral dragon that accidentally creates a mental link with a weasel.