Getting Accustomed [Nick Wilde-> Bonnie Hopps TF]
It was weird for Nick to be inside the Hopps household without his closest friend Judy around to chaperone him but he was working on being friendlier to others-- prey or otherwise-- so he sucked up the awkwardness and tried to be socialable. All...
New Bunny on the Block
Well, you know when a dad joke becomes a dad joke, right? when it comes apparent!" stu let out a deep laugh. "f-fucking." nick turned his head away from stu. "g-get off me!" he wondered how this bunny was so strong.
My best friend's dad and the custard cream
Most dad jokes are, but you laugh cause you love them, not the joke. i get that now; sadly my dad will never tell dad jokes. jack gave me a wink and sat down on the bed. his paws stroked my back and flanks.
(To Be Named) Chapter 3
Rico's father joked, rico rolled his eyes as he grabbed something. ben giggled, "well, i'm gone rico. be good," and with that, his father left off for work.
Clueless ch14: Family’s Great, Except When It’s Not
Ahhg, dad-jokes weren't important; i needed to get daren's attention! i had so many things to try to explain to the rottweiler, so many excuses to make.
Tempting Trucker Tongue
Especially important was the next layer above it, the geniality that brought to mind cool uncles full of jokes of a slightly more raunchy caliber than dad jokes.
Syngeneia Kathairein part 40
There is maliciousness here and that factory is why this city is drier than vagina surrounded by neckbeards spouting dad jokes!'' \> you say "so, you folks got anything that can help in the destruction of that wretched factory?"
Bonding with Uncle
You could hear your uncle audibly sigh as your father joked about your lack of girlfriends, saying that you 'need to lose that v-card already'. you rolled your eyes. as if he would know. most guys nowadays prefer dick, there's less hassle that way.
Threetopia - Chapter 1: Wilde Times.
It's been five whole minutes between dad jokes." she giggled. nick swivelled around and pressed her head into his chest. "just something that happened at the park." nick shrugged. "oh?" "yeah." he mumbled.
Venom, Episode 1
Though it stuck when my dad joked that my butt glowed just like a firefly's when i was in the air. dad had helped me a lot when i was developing my powers. i wish he was still here to help me with this, whatever it was.
Scoot Over
That was like a dad joke. i'm disappointed." "hi disappointed, i'm dad," ryan said with a perfectly polite smile. knelle shoved him away by the snout, laughing and shaking his head. "na-a-ah, though, it's just my dick. is that such a big deal?"
Portage
I scoffed at him before i slid out from the canoe, "the dad jokes have come in force this year." i slid around him to the tip of the canoe and lifted it out of his hands. "heh, it takes kids to have dad jokes."