Fair Date
The three felines were clad in lifting belts, leotards, and absurd masks depicting various cartoon characters. an announcer stood off to the side -a small female wolf- shouting out phrases to hype up the crowd.
Double-Double
Beneath him, he could feel the slick lengths of all of those shafts sorting out the space underneath him...the idea of getting them all inside him was absurd, but he loved absurd sex, that was why he romped with such large creatures.
Steelfang: A Tale of Redwall Chapter 7
A rainbow of garish colors only babes and those with the maturity of a babe would find appealing, it was constructed of velvet and topped with an absurd feathered cap.
The Curse | Chapter 2 [Comm]
Dylan looked down, and saw that he was clad in an absurdly large diaper along with a buttoned onesie.
Mizalin-on-Sky: Fledgling Friendship
_ what an absurd idea!" "hmm? what's absurd?" caden asked. "what? what thing?" jarzyl said. "you were muttering things under your breath, saying something is absurd?" caden inquired. jarzyl blinked.
Frostpaw - Chapter 7: Contact
They are too absorbed by their absurd war to accept a king whose priority weren't keeping the conflict alive. zèon tilted his head. -do you really think the war is absurd? ike gave him a confused look. -how can you ask me something like that?
Warrior's Blood, Chapter 1: The Ruin
"but it's so absurd i don't even know if i should bother saying it." "more absurd than a dinosaur living in medieval times?" "fair enough. there's no way to be sure, but... i think this is a dragon."
Summer Breaks
It was an absurd thought, but then, everything now seemed at least a little absurd... the dim light of her phone, still in the footwell, caught her attention. she picked it up; it was flashing with a message from kim.
The Needs of a Big Fire Doggo
"h-holy shit," i just panted, looking around and seeing the absurd mess around me through my blurry, exhausted vision. "g... get off me, you big dumb mutt." he obeyed, with a little whine.
Gravity
A choked laugh escaped me from the absurdity of that understatement. tears dripped down to the bible, bleeding the ink on cheap pages. "they kicked me out. i don't know what to do. i have no place to go."
Endgame
"you expect me to believe this absurd story from a few photographs?," obama asked, his face registering his disbelief. "i know that this strains credulity," admitted petraeus, "but that's not all.
Why The Coyote Lives in The Desert
Then another coyote, with a portion of his left ear missing, spoke up: "that idea is absurd," he snarled, "they will laugh at us. we coyotes are known for our trickery. i say we find a way to steal all of it for ourselves.