As I Lay Drowning (Abridged)
Action will begin write away,(aren't i punny?) i write full stories but i just want a small drabble. quick info: claustro has been adopted by an abusive owner and was kept in a small cage for years.
The Tower Part 12: Realm's captivity Day 1 part 4
I said "i will escort you to the training area where my sister is, pun not intended." 11:45am at the urban combat training area: i gave talessa a map of the complex and said "this place is so big and vary old it is easy to get lost."
At the Airport
I shouldn't laugh this way, keeping a straight face, but her pun was awesome._ "okay, that's a great one... ha-ha... phew... but seriously, we must respect those people, 'cause it's really honorable as choice."
Zara meets Octavius
A widely underappreciated, no pun intended, feature of a female that can drive some males absolutely crazy! why...you yourself have a magnificent rump! why, just look at how _plush_ and _rounded_ it is!" zara's face lit up like a christmas light.
F. - Chapter Seven (Initial Draft)
Felix was shrieking with laughter at the puns. it was too much. his sides were aching, his eyes watering. this dog knew how to make him laugh.
Romantic Shrink Revenge
The punny feline found himself getting dragged against the slightly damp fabric of terry's thong. at least the material helped slow down isaac's descent.
Dancing With Fire: Chapter 22
"hey, what did i say about using puns, dipshit?" "that you hate them. but i know you could never hate me," said harper with a smirk. blitzø huffed in defiance. "you're lucky you're so hot," he grumbled.
IT: Infant Tech | Chapter 2 [Comm]
The last two words were strongly accented, as if the punchline of a particularly grueling pun. behind him, bolt heard the caracal groan audibly. "you say that every time yuri..."
Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script
(fade to black) halfway through stage 4: (cut to serenity coming upon a huge button with the words: "insert fan-related pun here" above it.) serenity: aha! (she pushes the button.
I'd Say It Was...
Id=35225&page=100000#1612192) with my personal favorite of my compiled brainstorming of puns. i don't know why, it just really, really amuses me. perhaps, i am easily amused. you'll have to tell me!
Crouching Toriel, Hidden Cougar: Chapter Two
It didn't matter that he'd heard some variation on this pun from her at least a dozen times in the past five years or more; he grinned and chuckled every time he heard it. "hehe! nice one, tori."
End Game - Chapter 19 -Deletion
Gatomon smirked at the pun. "your plan is brilliant." "then explain to me why there are still digidestined and some of their digimon on the loose?" the figure asked. biyomon strained to hear, they where talking so quiet.