June/July Short Fictions

The toucan asks as i open the door. i time it poorly, the unmistakeable sound of him zipping his fly caught in the silence. the bird doesn't seem to notice as i smile widely. "yes yes, we were just discussing the securty detail for the dinner.

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Azure Bloodlust - The Third Interim: How Ed Became a Lumberjack

Instead, he punched a nearby tree, which shook like a toucan in the alps, and snarled. "th'fuck's th'matter with you?" masamune said, dave's bleeding head hanging by its fin in his grasp. "you've been actin' violent all mornin'."

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Releasing The Beast For The New Year

I pass by a few more blacked out buddies on the floor from last night; a well muscled bull with some kind of tattoos on his horns, a jet black furred river otter, and a toucan with blue feathers where the black ones usually are.

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Planning Period (A1, B1, C9)

Kid is a regular toucan sam. just followed his brain. apparently in a place as empty as siberia, he's able to lock onto towns, trading outposts, and ... well-staffed research facilities in the middle of nowhere.

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Attention Getters

"sorry romeo, but you know the rules; bff comes before toucans!" julian rolled his eyes at the statement, but lucy couldn't take the grin off her face.

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Resound Act 1 - Party Monster

Kaiser growled, once again making the toucan whimper. "i-i-i could be misreading it, k-kaiser! it is just-" another growl.

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Brought into the Light: part 1: Sheath and Knife fan fiction

"let me see that slimy bastard toucan sam from channel five news out there and he'll have to drink his coffee through a damn straw because his beak will be stuck in his ass." gordon's eyes bulged. "wow mother? attack!" grace kissed her husband.

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Into The Cuckoo's Nest

The little filly cooed like a baby toucan as her eyes closed to convey her enjoyment.

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The Master's Tools

"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things." (Terry Pratchett) "So these robot masters," Fran's roommate had asked her as she'd been playing Mega Man, "they're supposed to have been built to do just this one job, right?" The jackal had...

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Chapter Fifteen: Go Beserk

"i had a very strick asian toucan as my sensei. he taught me how to use them as more than just a means for transportation." "the asian part seems kinda racist if you ask me," i joked as i reformed my stance. "but i guess it doesn't matter.

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