College Life Pt 1
Another followed up, just making the fox feel even lower and dumber. "i'm really straight," he insisted, looking around blindly as if it would help. "you wanna be our friend don't you?" the harsh lizard voice teased. "y-yes!
Hawthorne University - Part III
You couldn't find anything dumber on this campus if you tried." one of the boys remarked. "hey, watch your mouth dog." bentley growled as he passed them. "i'm not afraid of you, muzzle boy." the dog snapped back.
Special Missive
The damn soldier was strong, that much was true, but he was also dumber than a fucking bag of rocks, which made the charr useful for little more than the simplest tasks, the centurion had learned. his warband was just filled with incompetence.
Fugitive's Trust Chapter 10 Part 2 of 2
"oh yes," he said and slowly nodded, "but that requires someone to be much dumber than yourself. some are not smart enough to know they are in danger."
"Midna's Monstrous Meeting" [Fiction] [TW, CW]
Winged lizard beasts that commanded some of the smaller, dumber creatures, and guarded the demon king's strongholds. its scaled chest was covered in deep grooves, and the glare it pierced her with was both amused and seething with rage.
Zootopia: More Than Partners, More Than Friends - Part 2
You're even dumber than you look, cause guess what, pal? that's acting in concert, that means your just as guilty as him!" nick pulled the wolverine up, glaring hatefully in his face.
Inkerman Street - Part 3
Coke...cocaine...shit, your generation are dumber than i thought. i thought you lot knew everything from fucking wikipedia." "laugh it up deer boy." "sorry, i know i shouldn't feel superior, especially about that.
They what?! (DU 5:11)
"if you think my ass is good, you're dumber than you look!" "it's good enough to eat after a night of fun." i smirked, trust tyson to be bawdy.
The Prince and the Magician
Pony was with a blue unicorn stallion with a white mane and tail and a cutie mark of a safety pin, the farm pony girl was with a caramel colored earth pony stallion with a cutie mark of three horseshoes, the yellow pegusus was with the dumb farm girl's even dumber
Chapter Four: Welcome Home
"dumber than the worst of 'em, that boy. tell him to so much as clean a window and he'll hit it with a rock." jacob laughed hard then looked at me. "and you want a job." "you're damn right i do.", i responded. "i can put up with the bullshit.
Getting Caught
Oh, and lisa in earth science, smoking hot poodle but dumber than a bag of rocks. "can anyone tell me which is bigger? the earth or the sun? asked the teacher. three or four paws went up as the chubby black bear surveyed the classroom.
Chapter 5: The Spring
"but it's not like he's going to get dumber over time," ian pointed out. "why put him in now? a few more years and he could actually defend himself." feeling emboldened, ian looked between them both. "and like hell did kyle 'want' to be here.