Father and Son Stress Relief
Then they meet a gay masseur who niko has never, ever met and faggoty shit happens. <:3c quote: [4:17:01 pm] desmond: ...huh [4:17:07 pm] desmond: a masseuse is only female [4:17:15 pm] desmond: i thought it was a unisex term x3 [4:18:25 pm] desmond: apparently
Where There's a Will...
 "because...i just wanted to get to my stepmother's funeral and i was short on time anyway, and then this shit happens and i'm sitting on my ass in the middle of the night with something that shouldn't be talking!
Forced Entry (Commission, NSFW)
Ry found herself wishing she had gotten closer to any of her neighbours, maybe just made one or two friends that would care if shit happened to her.
BWS: Pt.2
So much shit happened, and there's nothing i can do about it." you feel that. "look at us. i'm knee-deep in a plot to gain world-power, and you're essentially a genetically altered warrior-slave. no offense."
Chapter Four
"shit happens." tara lost it laughing as ricky just ground his teeth. ava just smiled at him. she knew he feared of the twins as did most of the lycans at sanctuary. all of them but ava. she had no doubt in her control of them.
Heart's Alchemy pt.1
"'cause that shit happens all the time. that was before they told me the artist was someone who wasn't looking to be famous but deserved to be. so i decided i'd give it a chance." he paused for emphasis. "and i'm glad i did.
Shadow Stalkers: Thymion Pt. 20
''shit happens. it may be difficult to move on and the memories will keep you awake at night for some time to come, but it gets easier. but only if you allow yourself to adapt to the changes.
Good Enough Chapter 6
shit happened, kind of messed me up for a while. i'm not exactly proud of it." "... will you tell me what happened?"
Tales From Anthracite City 4: Welcome to Anthracite City part 2
Still, shit happens as the expression went. this time mentalrix merely looked down and found something fascinating about her black leather boots.
The Drive (M/M)(Pt. 5 of "Full Transfer")
It's very well computerized, but when i gun it and downshift and kick the wheel around, a bunch of shit happens somewhere in this thing's guts and it does some fancy maneuver. it's like playing a really realistic videogame. but. you can still do this.
Tiger Daddy Helps Out
"shit happens," ronald said, "but i'm sure you can get a cab from the stop outside the bar and i'm sure there's rooms available." the red panda snorted. "yeah," he grunted, "and there goes my entire wage for the night.
Chapter 48: Surprise!
He was only mucking around, and shit happens." turning on her brother, she demanded "oh, yeah, fucking funny, tony. how many times is this now i've dug you out of shit like this, when you've just been "mucking around"?