Plankton the Destroyer vs Super Mecha Karen 6

squidward screams. “what is it, mr. squidward?” asks mr. krabs, holding a shovel. squidward points to the sky, where the pink giant comes flying close to them. “worm hooo!” shouts mr.

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Plankton the Destroyer vs Super Mecha Karen 2

squidward, clinging desperately to mr. krabs, screams. “you don’t keep it in the krusty krab?” “no, of course not!” shouts mr. krabs. i keep it in goo lagoon!” he says, winking.

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A scientist's self-pleasure

I began writing this as half a joke but the more i kept writing the more i felt (cue squidward meme) “oh no, it’s hot!?” and had to finish it asap.

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An atypical college experience pt 1

I was squidward and a bit self-conscious of my costume, which was thrown together last minute - i didn't even want to go. being a border collie, my black and white fur was not suited to imitate a grey squid character.

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Happy Birthday Puppy-Dog.

He plonks himself down on the sofa in front of the tv just as spongebob hits squidward in the face with a water balloon. a grin creeps across his face, content to watch cartoons until his fur dried off completely.

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The Adventures of Rex the Husky-Down Hill Stretch

"you're such a squidward, let's go guys." ray lightly laughed as he led everyone to the building with the roller coaster.

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Cake for a Snake

"you like lugia cakes, don't you squidward?" kinachi accused through a barely contained giggle at their own reference. the snake, for its part, either didn't get the reference or simply didn't deign to offer a retort.

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Paralysis Dragon (Part 2)

All the while, spongebob and patrick jumped into their imagination box, pissing off squidward with theirusual antics as i saw it all play out, yet not truly watching the television. a nagging numbness pulled from the inside of my chest.

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Paralysis Dragon (Pt.2)

All the while, spongebob and patrick jumped into their imagination box, pissing off squidward with theirusual antics as i saw it all play out, yet not truly watching the television. a nagging numbness pulled from the inside of my chest.

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The 'Coon for the Job

In back, squidward held a writhing bambi over his head, tongue jammed inside the vision of innocence's dripping asshole.

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