Cavernous Storybook CH8: This Means Robot War!
CHAPTER 8: THIS MEANS ROBOT WAR! "Ha ha ha ha ha...there won't even _BE_ any stairs left for you to climb by the time I'm through with _YOU!_ _WAHAHAHAHA!_" Mahin laughed maniacally. "Remember all those wallets I grubbed off of those innocent...
Cavernous Storybook CH7: The Scholar and the Viper
CHAPTER 7: THE SCHOLAR AND THE VIPER "What's that you say?! Toroko's been kidnapped?!" Jack stammered in a panic as he and Mahin woke up awkwardly snuggled together in bed the next morning. "Your ears do not deceive you, four-eyes." Mahin...
Cavernous Storybook CH6: Command and Conquer
CHAPTER 6: COMMAND AND CONQUER "_Attention, soldiers!"_ Jack spoke through the microphone, trying not to bust out laughing as he did so. "_I command every single one of you to take off all of your clothes and shake them until your wallets come out,...
Cavernous Storybook CH5: Bewby Trap
CHAPTER 5: Bewby Trap "So, I suppose this is it..." King whispered in disbelief as he, Jack, Mahin, Toroko and Arthur gazed upon the dauntingly enormous steel tower that lay before them. "This must be the base of operations for all of those accursed...
Cavernous Storybook CH4: Jail Turds
CHAPTER 4: Jail Turds "I would suggest we _never_ do that again." Jack groaned weakly as him, King, and Mahin all woke up in Jail Cell #2 of the Doctor's infamous plantation. "Indeed, it would not be wise." Misery smirked, suddenly appearing...
Cavernous Storybook CH3: Bubble Trouble
CHAPTER 3: BUBBLE TROUBLE "Alright, now let's see your weapons." Jack commanded everyone who had gathered in the Assembly Hall. "Lift them up!" "I got a butterfly knife! Dammit, I wanted an SMG..." Mahin complained. "I've still got my sword,...
Cavernous Storybook CH2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences
CHAPTER 2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences Of Stupidity Meanwhile, in the Assembly Hall next to the graveyard back in Mimiga Village, our main protagonists were having a far different discussion that, although certainly much less limited in its...
Cavernous Storybook CH1: Just What The Doctor Ordered
CAVERNOUS STORYBOOK: A VERY SPECIAL MIMIGA MILITARY ACTION SUPER VIDEO GAME PREQUEL ISLAND SHOWDOWN THRILLER NOVEL CHAPTER 1: JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED For many years now, there has been an often frequently retold legend of the now...
Jack Has a Thing For King: Part 2
Soon after our gay marriage, I once again found myself sitting on the exact same rock as where I started, with the exact same look of pondering and confusion. You see, I really have been terribly afraid to admit this to the public for quite some time,...
Jack has a Thing For King
It all started in Mimiga Town, deep inside the mysterious floating island up in the sky, about three days before the events depicted in Cave Story, the best-selling autobiography novel that swept the world, even happened. There I was, poor bespectacled...
Giantess Alphys X Flowey: Vengeful Torment
Giantess Alphys X Flowey: Vengeful Torment PART 1 It was just another typical day in the Underground, with the birds singing and the flowers blooming and the crickets chirping ominously, when Alphys was finally, at long last, released from prison and...
Alphys' Bad School Day (PART 4)
CHAPTER 7 ONE INCREDIBLY EXTENSIVE AND BRUTAL CHILD-BEATING LATER... "AND STAY OUT!" Asgore yelled at Alphys, shaking his fist at her as he literally kicked her battered, bleeding, horribly disfigured body right out the front door and onto the...