Baby on Board

"basset hounds, the amazing new sensory exploration and development toy! buy one for your baby this christmas!" "you're just jealous," simon said, moments before rowan poked him in the eye.

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The Fancy Institute - Part 1

The big, plump basset hound spent the rest of the afternoon steaming in her jail cell waiting for someone to explain what the fuck was going on and let her have her phone call, but no one ever came for her. that is, until later that night.

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Dawn of Vengence - Ch 8 - Heavenly Shades of Night are Fallen

The basset should have been notified if there was going to be a change in personnel, and therefore, miss cc should have known first. the caimen's involvement only made her more mistrustful. even parker did not like that one.

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Red Mist of Sex

Still beneath the door of the police car, panting and red faced, the basset hound police officer. they watched the whole thing. she grinned.

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How I Became Broken

Actually, i should say grandmother's, because when i was a pup, she married an old basset hound after my grandfather died. she cursed my father and mother for their actions and gladly let me into their home.

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Space Sheep 5

"how about one of those basset hounds like tom has?" jenny gave a short laugh, "hah! that wouldn't be 'macho' enough for my boys. they want a rottweiller." it was alan's turn to laugh, "yes.. how stupid of me."

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Teaser: Taking One for the Team

._ basset hound, pug, pomeranian. _is that a guy? just yuck on the pug. now here's something._ craig took another look at the pomeranian. a small dog, but she was cute, and her bright, yellow fur was certainly eye-catching.

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Space Sheep

Carefully stepping around his sleeping basset hound, tom strode out into the hot texas air. the dog with cheerful looking eyes watch the weathered, skinny texan come from the building.

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Comforting Mommy pt 2

Roscoe the mean old basset hound who always smelled like old dusty furniture.** " **tommy! please tell the class what the value of x is, if 3x^2+2x-8.", mr. roscoe barked at tommy.** " **uh... well...

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Pathetic Excuse for a Boy/Melody's Enslavement (Part 4)

"do you love your new basset hound mommy?" she continued, dropping yet another soiled napkin into the bin.

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Superhero 8

The basset had his pistol in paw now, and twisted around in the seat to keep eyes on them as he waited for dispatch to respond.

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