Housepets: Get What They Always Wanted

"yarr, welcome aboard to the relationship! i'm yer captain, sumac! what plagues the souls of ye and yer most significant other on this day of days?" "we're, uh, sailing for answers to one of life's great conundrums!"

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[COM-21] Welcome Guest of Winter

"yarr! ye be my prize booty for a job well done, lass!" "and now you're a pirate." blue bell retorted with a dull look on her face, eyes half closed and relaxed. "just stop talking and let me have you, okay? the character work isn't your best skill."

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First Arrivals: Trouble in the Neighborhood

"yarr, matey! you be looking for life of freedom and adventure, lad?" a mouse wearing a ridiculous pirate's outfit spoke in a butchered pirate talk. "then the sea shanks arrre tha place ta be!" "no way, bra!

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To The Sky

"yarr!" he declared, before hopping up into the crow's nest, kicking the hatch closed as he did so. "i'd ask why you're not having fun down on the beach but now i can see!"

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Wrinkle In The Moon's Reflection

"yarr matey, what use be ye if not to live dangerously?" as she spoke, she slid down his side to bite down hard on his neck, her sharp teeth stabbing into him as her tongue caressed his flesh.

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Graduation

"yarr, mateys," the tall, lean horse said, brandishing a plastic cutlass. "avast, and such." he climbed up and joined us. "good morning, pledges!"

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