Top 10 rules for being really happy
Find somebody who can love you, who can care about you and never let go 4.) make a list of things you're grateful for 3.) do not linger on the past 2.) don't beat yourself up 1.)wake up feeling like you just fucked 20 people at once while juggling chainsaws
Awkward Moments.
"i have a chainsaw in my locker." barbra growled flatly. "go and get it honey." said lola. "no babs! no chainsaws!" screamed the voice on the other side of the door.
Two Raptors In A City of Zombies 8 - My Nemesis
Two chainsaws at the sides with a singular long serrated blade protruding at the front, courtesy of a hedge trimmer. it was soon 3pm, and they were finally ready.
Giantess Lammy X Parappa: Big-Step-Sisterly Fuckery
Surprise as his chainsaw literally phased right through them, of course!
Evac Day +102
The water purifier, the chainsaw, the generator, everything. it was practically stripped to the bone. luckily my flare gun was still taped under the seat where i had left it, so i suppose not everything was taken. just a lot of it.
Enjoying the Meathook
Ripping the chainsaw from his lennie-like hands, i gut him, watching his welch's ground beef splatter all over me, and my toasted friend. with a great howl, i leap, and race out of the death shack, blood spattering, but soul, and heart flying.
Brave Heart
Teddy transformed his penis into a chainsaw to kill the damn trees, but they grew bolder and grabbed his muscular calves, and before he had time to escape they found his urethra beneath the chainsaw.
Let The Wind Blow--Chapter 4
It was _the texas chainsaw massacre_, the original tobe hooper directed film. lauren smirked. "i didn't think you even knew what a dvd was." this light joke caused a small chuckle that broke the tense air between the two.
Among the Stars Ch. 1
On one of its arms was a rotating chainsaw-like mining implement, and the other arm tapered off into three very sharp manipulators.
HIM and I
"i'm sorry," i lifted my dad's old chainsaw above my head and smiled as him held my mother in place. "i love you mom..."
DragonZ chapter 10
It was an ar-17, .40 caliber with a holographic sight, drum box clip up to 50 rounds and finally a chainsaw bayonet. yes a chainsaw for a bayonet. "oh shit adrian! plan on getting up close and personal?"
Hell on Earth. Chapter 17
Rap stopped on a corner where an imp was juggling chainsaws for donations of loose change. "it's weird here, that's for sure. rather different to ilchester." "bloody warm," rave commented. "i think that's the idea, yes, dear.