Area51: The Life and Slimes of Giulio Gould

Once he had the keypad at 'eye' level he flowed into the electronics, forming the correct connection with a booger. the door clicked open. goo allowed gravity to take charge and slumped to the floor.

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Iconoclast Chapter 3

We were moving across the riverbed now, busy looking for small poisonous varmints and boogers, and we were too busy walking to talk until we reached a clear trail leading up the slope, and he went on- "it was when we were back home that rumors came

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Sylvie: Chapter Three - Part Two

"booger face, stinky pants, now it's time to see you dance!" there was the sound of rocks hitting the ground and, occasionally, something softer. "stop! you're hurting me!"

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Educational Opportunities

"i don't usually eat much of a breakfast, but i'll buy you something at mcd's or booger fling if you'd like." julie smiled. "how about \_i\_ buy \_you\_ something... and something for myself." "and cleo.

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How Coco Bandicoot Stole Her Own Virginity

HOW COCO BANDICOOT STOLE HER OWN VIRGINITY by XanderMartin98 (in other words, me) (PLEASE NOTE: This fanfic takes place in the Crash Bandicoot 4: IAT universe, ya DOPE!) (ALSO: Crash and the Cocos all wear their standard outfits in...

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Yule Cat is Gonna Eat Ya

I need to make sure i get a little piece of that nose picker i caught: the diet of boogers really makes the meat all that sweeter." ~\*\*\*~ down in the village yule cat stalked out their prey: anyone who had not gotten new clothes in the past year.

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The Three Hotties Problem, Chapter Two

booger sugar.” she raised a brow. “come on. nose candy?” “oh,” michael said, blushing. “oh, uh, no. i would not like some cocaine. thanks.” “you sure?” “oh, yeah. no. uh, thanks.” “hey,” tammy said. “too bad.

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First Steps

Darwin flicked away a booger and leaned towards the consoles. "it looks like there is a small object just inside sensor range, and it is emitting an unbelievable amount of energy. it's off the charts!" rico grinned and rubbed his palms together.

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[Bridge Too] Far From The Tree

We stopped by the drug store first, and i guess the little booger here swiped a treat from the shelves. i only caught him with it later when we made it to the shoe store. i've _told_ him, chocolate is a big no-no, haven't i louie?"

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Hyena Hysteria, Chapter Three

The sound of her sucking up booger sugar threatened to kill his boner. a few seconds later, a shadow fell cross his skin.

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My Pride Friend-Chapter 15

Speedy little booger isn't he? least he isn't running away screaming his head off. he did slow down for me to catch up, then we went our way for his home together.

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