Beta Alpha Alpha

After all, 'good stoner sheep are too lazy for bathroom breaks...'" \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ no one seemed to understand the sudden changes that came over me and keagan after we got to college, but i think that they were really just inevitable

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Beginnings: Chapter One

"hey dude, we're closing..." he said in the most stoner voice he'd ever heard. shaking himself awake slowly, he got to his feet, brushing himself down and looking at his watch.

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A New Day

They don't side with the stoners, but they do use other methods. more therapeutic. though, a few are feared, ever since the incident with kate. poor cat broke her hip, shattered her shin, and broke her right arm.

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Scars Ch. 2

"i'm not in the mood to walk all the way to the store just to get you stoners some water," chris said. "you'll have to go get it yourself." "we're too fucking high to go to the store," eddie said, his eyes have become completely bloodshot.

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A Few Magical Licks 6 (Finale?)

No more stoner that ignored him. no more dad that disapproved of him. now, they were all good dogs, good dogs under the alpha of the pack, and he would be the one calling the shots.

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Amores que matan

#4 of sin valley harry stoner despertó a las 6:00 am, como todas las mañanas, para irse a la escuela, gracias

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High Times At Mitchell High Part Two: How Was Your Day?

Yep that's it, enjoy the stoner story written by a first degree hippie. :d -miko fox p.s. hydroponically grown apples don't actually exist as far as i know. it'd be pretty sick if they did though. right?

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Furside, Chapter 20, Looking for a Girlfriend (Part 2)

All the stoners playing hacky sack and eating candy and the emo kids and their self pity, all the losers that no one likes and there you are this shiny beacon of bubbly friendly cheerleading." davin laughed at that description and shook her head.

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Young love resides in the schools...

Because you're a stoner, you do crack, meth, and even marijuana all at once. i wouldn't be surprised if you had any shrooms in your backpack.", ster said. he picked up his backpack and head out the door. it puzzled him. no one liked her.

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Unexpected Houseguest

Yet now, at this size, this beanpole of a stoner rat was treating him like a toy! bomba's finger slid lower, ignoring and easily resisting the wolf's struggling attempts to escape.

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Bucking Behind the Barn

. <:3c here's a commission for the cool dude sniffur which features his smelly stoner yeen diego and a very seductive goat (with a very powerful scent). can diego successfully dump his nuts in an animal's ass? well, probably, yeah.

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The "Hotspot"

Over that his blue "stoner's" jacket as he so called it, having thermal interior and holes ripped near the wrist of his sleeves to put his thumbs through.

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