Rory didn't much care for people who could be out smarted by a toaster.
"so, if it wasn't the darklord, who killed all those people, all the kings, congressman, even the president, and how did they get close enough to do it!?"
Husky, Lion, Story Progression, Vampire
Now here is the thing, i can watch horror movies for eight hours straight, and not get scared, but i will jump out of my skin when the toaster does that little bing thing and the toast pops out.
Bear, Lion, Raccoon, Vampire
Renamon was data not a human being, the equivalent of an oversized toaster, or in this case a dildo? rika bit her lip. a lot of dirty thoughts and words had been going through her head lately. she had always thought sex was stupid, but...
Digimon, F/F, M/F, No-Yiff, Renamon, Rika, Series, funny
D.k. was in the kitchen, trying to get the pack's old toaster to keep his bread inside it for more than two seconds. he growled when it spat the bread back out again, and punched it off the counter.
"i'm going," i called in to him.
Action, Adventure, Betrayal, Demon, Fantasy, Gangs, Ghoul, Mage, Magic, Suspense, Transformation, Urban, Urban Fantasy, Warlock, Werewolf, gremlin, wizard
He came into the kitchen, and pushed some bread into the toaster. turning around to the fridge, he pulled out the milk and set it on the counter. he made his coffee and took to the back door. when he went for the handle, it fell off. "the hell?"
Fox, Help, Kitsune, Male, Scared, Thoughts, burglar, mind
Pikachu laughs and grabs two pieces of bread before putting them into the toaster. while the bread warms up, he walks over to the pantry and grabs a box of cereal before going to the fridge and grabbing some milk as well.
ABDL, Babyfur, Diaper, Diapers, Pichu, Pikachu, Pokemon, Story
He put the bread in the toaster and started it. he liked dark toast, though he hated charcoal, so it was never in there for too long. rik came up behind him and gave him a longer hug, feeling the hair and the fur mingle in his hands.
Birthday, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, Male, Party
Within a few minutes, the soup was heating in the microwave and two pieces of bread were in the toaster.
as i waited, i idley flipped through the pages of one of my books, not really seeing the words. i put it down after a few minutes.
Feline, Love, M/M, No-Yiff, Raccoon, Romance
On the bench, dennis' toast sat cooling in the toaster as the two siblings reached their peak together. turquoise laughed aloud as her back bent and her brother filled her insides with his heat.
Exhibitionism, Explicit, Fox, Incest, M/F, Panther, Voyeurism
The toaster spat the two pastries back out as the teen plucked them out of the opening on the top of the appliance.
"want some juice or something?" the cub wanted to make it up to him.
"sure...some apple juice sounds good."
Boy, Cub, Gay, Growth, Handjob, Killerkam, Macro, Male, Male/Male, Oral, Procyonid, Raccoon, Rodent, Romance, Shota, Squirrel, Teen
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michael heard the shower turn off and put a couple slices of bread into the toaster. it took until midday for robbo to finally drag himself and have a shower.
Anal, Character Development, Dingo, Drinking, Drunk, Gay, Gay Relationships, M/M, Oral, Romance, kelpie
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6 am saturday and a bleary-eyed rottweiler stands at the kitchen countertop waiting for his toaster to hurry up and toast the damn bread for christ sake
Ass Worship, Bad Language, Bull, Character Development, Dalmatian, Erection, Humor, M/M, No-Yiff, Plot Development, Rottweiler, Story, Story Progression, Story Series