Spots and Scales
(no pun intended) hopefully these will have more penetration (no pun intended) than my not-so-yiffy stories. either way, enjoy my work.
My Kind Of Friday Night
Mostly, they were jokes on the more questionable side, often puns about long-past tragedies; the sort you know you shouldn’t be laughing at, because they’re not funny, and yet they _are_ funny, and you _are_ laughing.
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 6-The Land of Ooh,2010,Part 2
The ice king fell face-first against the cold floor and went out _cold_ (bad pun there). stevo ran and broke the ice lock with his feet, then grabbed the princess and turned back to crack their traps open.
Gortoz 'A Ran - Ch 36 - Pun intended...
'again with the puns...' 'perhaps its better when you stand up...' so he did... once he got up, he looked down on me and i saw the smile he had on his face...
Desmond's Pokemon Confession
Go figure that a book for preteen pokemon trainers wouldn't cover the ins-and-outs (pun intended) of mating. so when her first heat began, i was... let's just call it surprised. i had gotten looks at her cooter before.
Guessing Games
Even the dumbest puns set him laughing. however, understanding the importance of high-brow humor, marik tried not to make many puns. he planned his jokes very carefully and only punned when it carried a real kick. "fuck yeah, i am."
Crossex - Fuck the Multiverse
# **Prologue** ## **The Fall of Eros Virgo** _The Verge of Success_ _Evil Wizard’s Tower_ _Omen Mountain_ _Day of the Crossover_ Purple lightning fell from the ominous red and black clouds like rain. Ominous light that...
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt142
**“lo…pun…unny…punny…lop…lopunny…punny…pun…lop…unny…lopunny…lop!"** [i could always rent my body out to humans for the night, i would willingly sacrifice my chastity for the team!]
Role Play
For it to work, both parties worked together to create an entertainment that would make sure that, to use the pun, something good came of it. this... michael: sean? sean: sorry. i think somewhat in shock. michael: that bad?
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt121
**“lopunny…pun …lopunny…unny…pun…lopunny…lopunny…lo…pun…unny.”** _[you have to fuck some pokémon?
Owl Be There
Because a pun this bad simply couldn’t go without a story. also, i’ve seen like nothing with decidueye. let’s change that!
Dreams: Chapter 1
Too many damn puns, it's not healthy to overdose on that stuff. tell you what, you can come over it you want but you leave those puns outside my front door."