Jack Mills Himself

woo!" zarvaun shouted as he drew two cards and played them both at the same time. "swamp and a duskmantle guildmage, right off the bat! your go again, jack.""duskmantle who-mage?"

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Sexy Time 10 - The Orgy Queen

"woo! nice show," some said. while most of the others ran off to do their own thing, pat stayed back and cuddled with me for a bit. "see? you're the orgy queen of castelia city," said pat. "nobody is going to bring you down." "haha, thanks," i said.

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Farm Boy

"woo! alright, looks like you're spent. time for the real fun." davy wondered what he meant, and then he saw the blow torch, knife, and branding iron.

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Horny Housing

The sudden lack of people let king woo call upon every mage in the kingdom to banish jewel manor into a void for the next two centuries. in a fit of irony it would in fact be the last thing king woo gibbafac did.

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Smut Shot 2: Love Shack

woo! i'm being surprisingly prolific with these, but don't expect it to last, i'm currently on holiday. though when back at work i think i'll try to get one done a week, assuming i have a suitable idea. so anyway! enjoy the second smut shot!

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No Consequences?

I tried to remember how i had first wooed my husband. i walked slowly, with precision, swaying my hips as i approached, avoiding direct eye contact. mustering my best coy affect, i asked, "no luck finding a young human to share your time?"

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Mission O.R.C.A - Second Chances

woo, so getting the art done for the orca got me to write part two! excited! things are starting to change for our pilot, andrew. see part 1 at https://www.sofurry.com/view/837450 (ooh, should learn how to make the story contents list together)?

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(Trade)A Chimera's Demise

She said trying her best to woo her over. "my, what an offer, are you sure you want to offer me this?" "yes." "offer is accepted. i'll take off only my bottoms." ziggs said slowly taking off her bottoms. bamboo gasped after she was done.

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Mate Gift "Work Advantages"

So here's my first story after awhile, woo. anyway, this is a christmas gift to my mate. as always constructive criticism is appreciated. this story contains acts of sex between two males. if you don't like, don't read. now onto the story.

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Hometown: City Slicker

woo!" “stupid. fucking. rednecks. talking down to me because i like to suck cock!" i howl. “and another thing–!" his arms are around me. for some reason i don't even try to push away, i just scream and sob into my old high school bullies' arms.

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A True Yankee

Maybe that was the name of the bear...if my henry wooed me with cigarettes and chocolate, marjorie's bear had gotten her favors with the gift of some real yankee coca cola.

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