Third Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #3 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
From=2808 for bad fan fiction writing contest group)
Off the Cuff
"if we're going to spend more time together, you'll have to stop the bad puns." but his tail was wagging, and he couldn't keep the grin off his muzzle.
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 6-The Land of Ooh,2010,Part 2
The ice king fell face-first against the cold floor and went out _cold_ (bad pun there). stevo ran and broke the ice lock with his feet, then grabbed the princess and turned back to crack their traps open.
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
Iconoclast reboot part 1
I sigh, for once i wasn't making a bad pun. she grabs my arm and says- "well, come on." and we duck into the tent and she looks around, commenting- "you travel light, hmm? bow, sword, herbs, fur..."
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 8-Pokemon,2012,Part 4
Sensei looked _confucius_ (i know, bad pun). "what mission?" "\*sighs\* here, let me explain." meanwhile, while walking back to the room, donal, mankey, kyo & ninetales were speaking when john, lucario & ashito were standing by stevo's door.
A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.
New Meat Ep. 4
Said vaughn, "but don't worry, i won't give you some sort of bad pun or anything." kale had also moved over to streak, sitting on all fours at his side. he reached over and groped the rabbits balls. i heard my friend whimper.
Friends Got Talent! Part 1
"that's a bad pun and you know it." he said grinning still watching the watch. "shut up..." ren said shaking his head as he slightly sighed "are you going take this seriously because we can stop here."
Unf
"what's with the bad puns this morning?" lee snuffled, watching the lion's dirty display with keen interest, nonetheless.
Movie Night
A tent of uk based bakers tasked with making scones might not have seemed like the most entertaining follow up to an assassin based thriller, but before long all four of them were chiming in, laughing and groaning at the bad puns and 'aww'ing' softly at the
I's Creamed
Martii gingerly took him past her lips and a soft coo tainted his words when he noted: "but i'm too clever for bad puns like that. i think a girl like you would find them _unbearable.