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Hellhounds: Of High Priority

I didn't comment on his bad joke and simply sighed. "yeah, maybe," i said, standing up. "colonel put us on another assignment already?" "nope. well, yes, but it's a job for jakob and zepher only.

Mild Violence, Military, Rat, Story Progression, Story Series, War, Werewolf, dhole

Scurvy

"ah, our new guest has awakened," the undead hobgoblin, the wounds on his chest are fatal ones yet he is still animate and intelligent enough to make bad jokes. "excellent, i shall be enjoying your interrogation.

Bondage, Fantasy, Horror, M/F, Raccoon, Rat, Snuff, Undead, Violence, Wolf

Adventure's of Tao: The New Comer Chpt 8

She half laughs thinking this maybe a bad joke, but then thought of a giant bug on her and she just wasn't feeling it there. she turned her head slowly trying to look past her shoulders the best she could, however only to find her sight to be blocked.

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Counter Earth Chronicles Fallen Empire Chapter 76: Embracing Demons Part I

The little mongoose boy said recovering from his bad joke. "pretty soon we will be growing our own fruits and vegetables!" "once a rotation is started and guard duty is established." my bear said.

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Phil

Phil houser was their boss, the head of hr's book-keeping department, someone who was welcome in the board rooms and regularly shook paws with ceo's and cfo's, who knew him by his first name and shared old bad jokes with him while golfing.

Death, Dog, M/F, M/M, Melancholy, Short Story, Tragedy

Dating Out. Chapter One.

A bad joke. a dad joke and corey was slightly slack jaw reading it. "can i see?" was that to forward? would they just stop texting him? corey wasn't sure why he was so incredibly invested in this by now.

Age Difference, Cat, Dog, M/M, Story Series

Matriarch: Part Twelve

Iris had a little too much wine, though not enough to get her drunk, only tipsy, tipping into ropes as she laughed too hard at a bad joke that the feline had made.

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Nick's Bully, Part 2

Usually billy would start the night by making a bad joke about nick's manhood, and annie couldn't help but burst out into a snorting laugh. she felt bad about it on some level, but that part of her was quickly fading.

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CBC - Terminal Love

She had always been so full of energy, a bright star of cheer and bad jokes that made him smile and laugh. she always had so much more energy than he did. now... now he would have to be that bright star for her.

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Panda Piss and Perspiration for Papa

He smelled funny, had a propensity for cheesy grins, and if his interactions with the other truckers were anything to go by, he liked pussy and bad jokes. strapped for places to sit, the black wolf sat opposite lars. "'scuse me, kiddo," he nodded.

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The Space Bimbo 2: Two Wacky Companions

"no, no, bad joke. sorry. well, not a joke, but you know, not the only thing i was testing for, either." "you better not have been...what was the point of all the blood tests and scanning?"

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Creamy Delights

It only took a single bad joke for the ever-serious vex to be wary for the rest of his uptight life. too cool for his own good, rel approached his baking talents as he did other things in life--with maximum ease.

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