Presidential Affairs

Speaking of female presidents, today is hillary clinton's birthday, so happy birthday to at-least-she-isn't-donald-trump, i guess? i would say i've made two big mistakes in my life. the first mistake was getting elected president.

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Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script

Lexi: hillary clinton. babs: what? lexi: i'm your f\*\*\*ing descendant! babs: oh. lexi: anyway, you may be wondering what the hell you are all doing here? rhubella: i couldn't be wondering anymore.

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How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System

"like hillary clinton and donald trump, only even uglier and more annoying somehow! boy, teaching you guys how to run a country oughta be real freaking fun!"

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Shattered Union Prologue

We are all americans after all, and that's all that should matter in the end. 2019 hillary clinton is elected president of the united states following an assassination of donald trump.

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Jackson and the Domestication

Another funny thing is that this entire story is based off of a dream i had :/ the female president in no way is hillary clinton, for anyone who might be triggered. please do not judge or hate just because i have my own opinion, please.

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The Dogs: Thy Foot Shall Not Stumble

Her seat, trying to hide her introspective discomfort from everyone else on the plane, even the woman next to her, nose deep in that book about the 2008 election: _game change_, betsy spied the title, and immediately she was back watching in awe as hillary clinton

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Superhero

Her jumpsuit, skin-tight and red white and blue in diagonal stripes, looked absolutely ridiculous to john's eyes, especially capped off with the black and white feline face of hillary clinton on her as a mask.

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Superhero 2

hillary clinton was never actually a president. besides, if we can prove our effectiveness as a team, i'm sure eve will live with whatever we decide on. anyway, when i'm costumed, i'm not jeff.

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We're Gonna Have A Bad Time 5 - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

I just felt so angry since this morning and my head was all stuffy and sick, like someone else's thoughts were filling up and this noise was burning my skull inside like that time i tried to read hillary clinton's latest book!"

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