Ballbusting haikus
'til he sat on them that was bad enough then his girlfriend cheerfully hopped into his lap -- her handjob technique was clumsy: each stroke like a soft punch in the nuts as he got closer and her strokes got more eager, it only
Lumeria's biography
- it's something clumsy with physical attacks. - she hates ghost-type pokémon.
Innocuous Destruction
"darn these clumsy paws 'a mine." kenson snickered, carefully setting his foot back on the road, proceeding to wriggle it about and tear up the remaining asphalt. cool earth met his paw, and he eagerly dug his toes beneath it.
A Golden Oppurtunity - Chapter Two
#2 of a golden oppurtunity theseus is a treasure hunter, but his clumsiness and carefree attitude go against every requirement for the job. he doesn't let this deter him on his quest for infinite wealth as he braves caves, dungeons, and monsters alike.
An exhausting day (commission for Bluedude and BluKodi)
Kodi was so drowsy that any invitation would have felt welcoming anyway, so he dragged his clumsy footpaws in that direction. when he finally reached azure, the skunk simply grabbed him with one arm and helped him rest on top of his big body.
Counting spots
Then he got unto his knees and proved that his thick fingers weren't as clumsy as one might think and in no time stu was relieved of his pants and his underwear. "woah, mister hopps..." "heh... what's the matter?
That's What You Get!
"i'm going to teach you to behave yourself you stupid cat... " purrloin sat up and watched his slow and clumsy pace.
The Royal Secret part 2: Dinner with a Princess
This handsome, soft-spoken, and remarkably clumsy young man was pretty much the opposite of what she had expected. she almost couldn't help liking him already.
The meeting
With clumsy, circular paws phenome walked against the wind, blowing her midnight black fur all around her face and body.
WITD Part 5: A Helping Hand
She pressed the 'up' button a few more times, going into a clumsy jog that took a bit to catch up with.
Untold Mysteries: 3
I've never been able to see it and i was clumsy before the change so running "like liquid" as you say is a huge step up.'_ _'you were clumsy as a child?'_ i huff at him, _'you don't remember rescuing me do you?'_ _'that was you?!'
Artifacts, Chapter 2, Curse of the Armadillo
It never occurred to her how she could dial with her large clumsy claws, or ask for help since she could hardly be understood now, her sounds more animal grunts then human speech.