Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 1

Containing everything from cyborg king with a lightsaber to naked jack with earwax all over his face, this is easily one of the funniest (and most horrifically underrated) fanfics of all time.

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Derelict: Chapter 4

His prodding had gotten him the disgusting reward of a clump of earwax on his finger that he was trying to fling off but couldn't. "sure." i shrugged not really seeing any other way.

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Filburt's Postmodern Wife

And dripping with a mixture of bug juice, bug organs, earwax, and probably kangaroo vomit a few seconds later as well, judging from the rate at which rocko's stomach was currently going.

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Chronicles of Lunaria: Chapter 3

Eyes wide wyth held the cloth up in front of aaron a large tree of what looked exactly like earwax on it. "my gosh cub, what have you been putting in those ears of yours?" questioned wyth with wide eyes.

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The Truth

He roared at the top of his lungs magnis with a pinky in his ear pulls a chuck of earwax and fling it away. " ill tell you inside" he said "no you're going to tell me now!"

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Alphys' Modern Life (Chapter 4)

Once inside the ear canal, asriel immediately spotted one of many disgustingly large patches of tiny little blue mushrooms growing in very oddly specific areas of alphys' nastily thick layers of earwax.

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Undyne & Papyrus: Alphys' Inside Story

One such attraction was an earwax museum (which, believe me, alphys already has plenty enough earwax as is), another was the world-famous larval aphid stuck in ear amber, and yet another still was just this random, incredibly stereotypical frenchman who kept

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Remember Me 6 - As We Cross The Azure Sea

"peanut earwax ninety-five, peanut earwax ninety-five-" "w-w-wait, wait what are you-" "peanut earwax ninety-five, peanut-earwax _n-n-nine-nine- **nine-nine-ninety-fiiiiiiive

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Skyscrapers

earwax." "it keeps me from jumping." "you have wings." "so do you." our eyes meet for the first time in months. "mine are mundane." we're so dead. metaphorically, it doesn't bother me.

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Brandy - Ripped, Stripped and Shagged

Asked brandy "collecting earwax" replied whiskers "but that would only bother a harrington, not a slob like us, right? "no, of course not" said brandy as whiskers dug a large glob of wax from his ear "still a slob?"

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