Derelict: Chapter 4
His prodding had gotten him the disgusting reward of a clump of earwax on his finger that he was trying to fling off but couldn't. "sure." i shrugged not really seeing any other way.
Link and his dragon mom chapter 9: Nowi Tales part 1
"that thing was hardened earwax!" "i-i-i-i-" he could buy a mansion with a jewel that big! a mansion and the town that surrounded it! "you know what? nevermind! just tell me what you're doing here!"
DOPE HORSE Part Two: Get a gun
Dippin it in earwax that i then use as ink to write on the horsethimble. "okay. from ony eckensprez, that´s me, to...?" "lindy..." "... mindy... "... and cindy." the ducklings say in a shared sentence.
Dodger and Oliver: The Black Parade
"speak louder...my ears are filled with the earwax of the gods...." "i said i love your huge cocks even though its ripping my insides." its true, dodger's penis was punching oliver's liver something fierce.
Doodle Story: Is It Worth It?
Even though he was tiny, the sound of his coughs could wake up the rodent, assuming his ears weren't caked with earwax. so klepto waited for the stench to pass before he lowered his arm and exhaled, panting as quietly as possible.
Giantess Toriel X Alphys: Incestual Apocalypse
"while alphys giggled and playfully cuddled her sweet and loyal daily provider of wet willies with love to the max, undyne was busy trudging her way through a thick jungle of gooey, sticky slimy earwax!" "ee-he-he-heew, gross!"
The Brain Behind The Mask (Courage The Cowardly Dog fanfic)
Meanwhile, courage was chewing and swallowing a very-disgustingly large piece of kitty's aforementioned earwax. "he treats her as if she's his slave..."
Shade's Memory File 1
Dashing off to the other side his mission was there with the giants themselves though reasoning with them was a pain in the ass cuz they cant hear a single word you say unless you stand in the ear and even then theres the fear of being trapped within the earwax
Kittyslut Factory | Part Three
She finally pulled her fingers out, coated with blood and earwax, and shoved a couple in his mouth to clean them off. "don't get comfortable." the waiter returned.
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 1
Containing everything from cyborg king with a lightsaber to naked jack with earwax all over his face, this is easily one of the funniest (and most horrifically underrated) fanfics of all time.
Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery
"alright, that's plenty enough of this waxing-philosophical bullshit; if there's any type of wax i'm looking to see right now, then i guess it really will have to be toriel's earwax of all things, won't it?"
Undyne & Papyrus: Alphys' Inside Story
One such attraction was an earwax museum (which, believe me, alphys already has plenty enough earwax as is), another was the world-famous larval aphid stuck in ear amber, and yet another still was just this random, incredibly stereotypical frenchman who kept