Land of Discord's World History

The one narrating this story (me, apparently) is hal trixija. crappy name, i know, but that is my fucking name!

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Sincerely, Me.

A tragic, short narrative provided by our favorite, star crossed omega. i remember it almost like it was yesterday, though it was many years ago. she lied on the floor of our den, soaked in the radiant, amber rays of the early morning sun.

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Max Musk

narrator: "it's time for you to learn a bit about yourself. you're uncut, right?" max nods, rubbing the back of his head. narrator: "have you ever had smegma before?" again, max shrugs and nods. narrator: "great!

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Yiffbusters

James: listen, narrator. can you cook this for me? i love to help eve whack off. narrator: sorry, i'm just a disembodied voice. james: dammit.

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Confessions

narrator: after their intense orgasms, they feel very tired. veemon: lucas, i'm kinda tired. lucas: c'mon, let's go to bed. narrator: the both of them tuck each other in and fall asleep. narrator: it was friday!

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A Blurb on Burb: Burb Dogs Talking About Burb Dogs, Ch 1

Ch 1: Jack Daniels (JD) on Guard Dogs Okay... so if it were just anyone asking me to talk about this I'd tell em to fuck off, but since it was Jason, you're gonna get an earful. Considering everything going on right now in the media and on the news...

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B.D.F. | by KitsuneJey

**B.D.F.** By _KitsuneJey_ "What does B.D.F. stand for..., if you don't mind my asking?" "These letters on my tee? Heh, they aren't the initials of my name, bud, I assure you that." "Mine is Nevets, by the way... Yours?" "Just call...

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Stalker

The girl's funeral. Her black hair, silken and still, crowned upon her pale face, justifying her beauty, the moonlight shining down on the mourners, played across her face. The marks of the cause. How could this have happened? How could the killer...

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Yiffbusters 3

narrator: who are the yiffbusters? james kirby... james: am i missing...a testicle? narrator:...and eve kirby... eve: your jism's all over my head, man! narrator:...both coyotes, are a bisexual swinging couple.

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