Hermaphrodiary: Entry Three

Part of growing up in redneck country, i guess." "well... is he good looking?" "i'm not sure," she said with a shrug. "i haven't seen him before. from what i've been told, though, he's about 6'4" and lean, and a bit on the ditzy-side.

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An Endless Voyage chapter 61:

"she's a redneck like maya but nowhere near as crude." karen said. "she has a bit of an odd way of doing things, and can be pretty creative with things, but she's no 'yes man'.

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Happy Valentine's Day! (Portal Panties)

Lance said in his worst backwards redneck imitation while looking over at his confused looking brother and showing him the image alice had just sent through.

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Prelude of Timothy II

So yeah, if you're gay... that's cool, another way to piss off those damn speciest rednecks in this town." colin turns himself back to the screen. "yeah but please... i beg you, don't tell anyone... i don't wanna get picked on or beat up at school.

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Aquata Cove - Chapter 40

And that's not my name, redneck."   "shock therapy is where they strap a patient down, and electrocute them. one use for it is to cure homosexuality, or dealing with kids on bad behavior."   "yeah, not getting it. try again."  

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Can You Help Me? - Learning

I had no interest in this dumb ass redneck. however, at least his enthusiasm was uplifting. we rounded another bend i saw their house. it was a large shack built in the meeting point of three enormous cypress trees that had grown together.

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Alcatraz Ch. III ~ Siege

"redneck... bro, we aren't going to have time for all this if a crisis actually happens. you act like this back in gra military?" "worse." he laughed, joining us finally with a sniper, a carbine, and a sidearm, among equipment. "jeez, man."

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Does it matter?

It is a redneck town, i suppose you would call it anyway. small town usa and proud of it! now me? i am redneck too, yeap i hunted critters on my pa's farm for a few bucks. i even drove a truck, a dirty heap of rust on wheels.

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Colors of Destiny Ch.4

Aside from my own belief that they are all dumb rednecks that think they are right and everyone is wrong and period, they are a minority these days, so it doesn't bug me....much.

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Load Of Bulls [CH1 / ??]

"great, here i was hoping it would be just some kind old bumpkins or something, but this looks like something richie rich's redneck cousins would live in. as a summer home. while they're on vacation from their _actual_ summer home."

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Chapter XII, Hot blood Black fur (Part One)

Marcus shrieked as he slammed on the makeshift bars that prevented him from venting his rage, but he may as well have been speaking russian to a redneck and all the crowd of beastfolk saw only a screaming monster.

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The Dead Among Us (Chapter 2: Deliver Us)

Caro tells me he found a working humvee, minigun mounted and everything, which reminds me that i should have some m134s mounted on my bird, except that they eat ammo faster than a redneck at a range.gale and stevens are back on to providing support, and poor

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