"Punchlines" -- Chapter 1

And the chicken. "is this a joke?" the man said. "no," said the chicken, "this is the punchline." the chicken turned and started walking across the road.

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Aviary Aerial

No, a good hen doesn't rely on... who exactly? hen? who is hen? you feel dizzy. "but now, without further ado, let's listen to that hot new release from hoots quill!" skye announces hearably impatient.

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Brock Bawk

"i'm a chicken? i... you're turning me into..." "a rooster, yup.

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Cooped Up

The hallway was covered with shelves full of miniature chicken figurines, which matched the chicken patterns on the wall. their room wasn't much better. more shelves of chickens and chicken-like things lined the walls.

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Egg End

"too pathetic to even save yourself, hen?" zarthos said. "pathetic." "h-hen?" saint rasped, still panting for air.his eyes widened at the sound of his voice, so soft and weak and high in pitch. "i'm...i-i'm..."

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The Cocky Alchemist

The alchemist in his delirium tried to struggle free, but the rooster easily overpowered him.

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Adipose City: Two Birds, One Stone

Two birds, one stone; the origin of the mysterious genetically modified chickens is gradually revealed as the gmo chicken crisis continues.

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Political Negotiations

He rumbled again, enjoying seeing the hen boxed into a corner like this! she must need this badly if she were still entertaining the idea! what price is the black hen willing to pay for a sheet of paper?

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