five weeks after Daffy Duck fucked Elmyra

Word got around quick at Acme Looniversity about what had gone on in Daffy Duck's classroom. However Daffy him self and Elmyra got an unexpected response from everyone. No one thought badly about either one of them and most of them thought the two...

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Spreading Her Empire Part 1

Pride Rock had stood as the pinnacle of the Pride Lands in both elevation and majesty since that swath of African landscape had been claimed by lions. It was an impressive formation that pierced the horizon for miles. It was a monolith of stone...

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Spreading Her Empire Part 2

Nick Wilde was in his apartment, on the couch, watching TV. That was about how he had spent most of his birthday, although things were sure to pick up once Judy got off her shift. He had a beer bottle in his paw, resting on the couch's backrest where...

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The Venaticus Boy

You should be in the fucking looney bin, you idiot." "yeah, yeah, i'm stupid, whatever. look, you're an expert on those tribes. can you help me identify him?" after some deliberation, the otter seemed to calm down. "ok, ok! but you owe me.

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The Seeker, Chapter 16

The looney tunes sisters who sacrificed me to vulva had almost sexually tortured me to death before summoning her, and as a result i have a phobia of being vulnerable like this.

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Tongue Tied

It throbbed and swelled like one of those looney tunes dynamite bundles that always seemed to bulge a few times dramatically before exploding. he was sure that the slightest touch would set it off just like in the cartoons.

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Cor's Big Book of Unfinished Works

Appearances, may be normal - but that whole statement had gone right along with the looney toons adventure he'd been having. "i'm a good /foot/ taller than i remember. hell, even my damn teeth have gotten more than /two/ inches." "forgive me.

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Oggstrosse Part 3: Moment of Respite?

.- that's about the lot, with all this holy and unholy stuff i'd be called crazy and thrown into the looney bin for sure. plus, it would be safer anyway for the innocent if they didn't know anything that goes without saying. -she agreed.

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Companions Chapter 24: Elastic Collisions

"look," said fred backing away from the looney tunes, "i don't know what kind of weird cult you guys belong to, but i am not a recruit." he directed the next castigation to jeremiah. "you are lucky you didn't get killed!

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One Bad Skunk Part 1 - Commission for Basque`

Last night's explosion of creativity caught Pepe Le Pew while he was getting ready for bed, as he was brushing his teeth. The image was fleeting: a single apple, green like the springtime, hanging off of the gangliest of tree branches while the stem...

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