The Snowstorm (A Walter Fox story)
Anyone who happened to be in the hallway at the time was treated to the sight of me bursting out of the director's office, laughing as a stapler bounced off the back of my head. :) (again thanks to dr. werewolf for toilet design advice.)
Regular 'Ho
"i'm telling you, get the key, have thomas think you need the stapler out of there, and..." he did the most unlikely of acts; he stopped blabbering. soon, though, it rose back, under sickened shades. "... thomas...
Speciality Drink
The rest of the morning went more or less without any trouble outside of the usual office hangups: people were missing their staplers, or they were out of staples or paperclips, the copier was on the fritz or jammed and all other silly little office quirks
The Firm Handshake
There was the usually expected paraphernalia; pens, paper, stapler, ammo for said stapler, and so on.
Blue Heart
Using a stapler, he staples the felt to the box spring, then turns it over so that the compartment faces the floor. he slides the mattress back into place and sets the suitcase atop it. “i hope you're the one for me, salena. i really do."
Negligent Discharge: the Complete Rebecca (Normal) Path
**Chapter 1: Introduction** "Anon." "Talia." The she-wolf hardly looks up from her "SURVIVAL" magazine as you lug your gear by the little RSO shack. She doesn't check your membership...
Wrong Side Of Heaven Act 3 - Only Inhuman
**Wrong Side Of Heaven Act 3 - Only Inhuman** **By Bartan Tirix** Chapter 0 The Black Dragon landed on the soft grass under the night, overcast sky. Taking a deep breath of that warm summer air, he exhaled in...
Passionflame's Playdate
Leave well enough alone: outside in the street, the nypd's army of legendarily overmilitarized jackboots is enacting a cordon plan they got from a video tape wearing armor that they got from a video game, carrying guns that look like a telescope fucked a stapler
Destruction Preventer Act 2 - Walk On Water
"and no, i do not work for the staplers." "staplers?" the younger one questioned. "or post-its?" "or the post-its. they're on an alliance, remember?" the man studied the brass dragon while stroking his own beard.
Chaos Eternal
Taking the curtains down and struggling to use a stapler, she fashioned herself quite the featureless, makeshift robes that made her look like a powerful greek statue in a discounted toga. "this should be enough. keeps the girls out of sight...!"
Marooned
Like screwdrivers and staplers without the staples. this is not the first time she's gone over what was in the bag.
Fear Is The Weakness (Act 4) - Self vs Self
stapler?" "what's a stapler?" "the worst thing you've ever seen. apparently they're illegal in colorado, who knew?" the dragon raised an eyebrow. "what about you?" "me...? i'm-" "-wait!"