Roxy & Chica Try Diapers | Chapter 5
mario kart?" she said. "fuck yeah," i responded, enthusiastically. "i'm gonna kick your ass." "that's big talk for someone in a wet diaper," she said, competitively. "you go get it set up while i load the dishwasher."
This Ones' on the House: Hap penis isn't hard to find
It burned on the way down, pleasantly bubbling in my gut as i chose mario and he chose ike. the background crowd cheered and then we picked palutena's temple in omega mode.
The Journey To Bowser's Castle - Part 2
. :3 background music: super mario rpg: forest maze as i walked through the forest, following the glowing butterfly, i was curious to where it would take me. the butterfly led me to a path where it splits up into 5 different paths.
Bowser's Revenge
His encyclopedic knowledge of mario titles didn't recall any such game. but picking it up revealed a logo that was clearly from the mario franchise, with bowser and his minion kammy looking menacingly at the player.
Unplanned Adventures Part 3 - Unlikely Convergence
Halo, smash brothers or mario kart?" "mario kart?" mike groaned. "that's evil. and how do you intend to play in paws?
The Time of My Life Chapter 11 -- A Snow White Christmas Pt. 2
He screamed and hugged me tight as he gazed over his super mario 3d land 3ds bundle. we thanked each other again and we opened the rest of our gifts. i was amazed about what we both got.
Enter the Dragoness (Gloomtail/Hooktail Fan Fic)
Ever since their revivals, courtesy of the shadow queen's black magic returning, the respective siblings have tried to avoid mario, as to make sure they don't lose to him while they're unprepared for what power he's capable of.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 3-
Before grabbing the computa and running to a near by 'go kart' (it was mario's) and just when he was about to take it, francis from l4d came around yelling "bumper cars!" while smacking cheif and sheppy in the face, causing mini explosions.
Don't touch the goombas bowser
"as you know sir, mario can use mushrooms to heal his wounds as well as grow in size in some cases. with this spell, you can now do the same. though i wish you would have permitted me to test the spell first."
Super Smash Half-Brothers?
One of mario's goombas steps out and explains that he's looking for a member or two of the village to compete in some tournament, apparently the one you set up, fox, to determine the most-skilled warriors of the galaxy."
Nintendo Fan
They played another couple rounds of mario, and andrew practically threw the game. by the time they were done, ben was grinning like an ass, and rubbing andrew's nose in it. about then andrew smiled and nodded.
Mark
"oh yeah... someone ordered three family size lasagnas, but cancelled at the last minute... so mario figured you'd like them rather than let them go to waste..."