Zombies are Wankers: Long Time No Read

Pops champagne bottle, tiger muscle-girls start pole-dancing, trap music plays at a very loud volume last time on zombies are wankers: there was dinner, and sexytime that i'm skipping because if you want explicit, weird sex, there's always just once or oh

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Ch. 66

"you're a weird fucking human, and i'm totally into it. you wanna fuck, just pull it out and i'll show you a good time. or just play with me, must be nice not having claws."

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Yorick Vs. The FREAKIN' TENTACLES!

"weird fucking da-uhn!" he tensed as a pressure suddenly welled up in his crotch, causing him to whimper in pain and curse under his breath. blue balls!!!!!!omfgrofltesticles. wheee! wasn't that fun?!

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Big Bad Wolf - Coevolution Interlude 01

It explained the extent of the weird, fucked up deck of cards they were playing with. the ten-page, overly extensive packet from the doctor sat on their lap. patients with the disease can still live a mostly normal life. mostly.

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Teenage Antics-- Birthday Wishes

A weird sex dream bounced around in my head the previous night. i usually only get them when i fall asleep thinking about that stuff. it was one of those dreams where you can't tell if it's real or not. it's almost haunting in a way.

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Squish Fic

But weird fucking. the kind of stuff that is probably getting me put on a watch list somewhere. enjoy! casey the cheetah walked quickly out of the airport exit, luggage in tow, long tail swishing, and an enormous smile on his face.

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Special Attachment

"it was some sort of weird sex spell?" he wiggled and tried to get off, but he just wound up squeezing and pleasuring lumi's cock, but not on purpose. "sort of. see, it's supposed to turn you into my cock. it looks like it's already working though."

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Protecting the Line, Draft 1, CH 44

"i'm going to make sure you fly, eddy, that way you won't freak out anytime this thing does something weird." "sex to distract you." colby said. i covered eddy's ear and lowered my voice. "no talk of sex around the baby.

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Faux Pas: Every Dusk Has Her Day

Suddenly, she began making a weird yiffing sound, a cross between a moan and a gasp for breath. looking down, she saw that randy was bulging madly at the base of his cock, nearly twice as wide!

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A Blurb on Burb: Burb Dogs Talking About Burb Dogs, Ch 1

See... we're not some weird sex-kink subculture... i mean, i guess some burb dogs and leashers are after that sorta thing, but that isn't the only reason real burb dogs look for a human partner.

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