How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System

Xander scoffed smugly as bratty and catty attempted to perform a political vaudeville comedy skit with each other...and were so unbelievably, shockingly bad at it that they ended up being pelted with rotten vegetoid tomatoes by literally everyone in the entire

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No Control (M/M)

As i stood there, two guys dressed up like vaudeville magicians came and showed some things to the audience, then started to dress me.

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Bartleby's Descent

Big ol' snazzy vaudeville-magician-style top hat, also black. nametag. and a loose-fitting red t-shirt that almost perfectly matched his candy-apple fur. the squirreldemon was stylin', and he knew it.

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