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Goldenmane Chapter III: I Love the Smell of Scorpions in the Morning

In short, we have the capacity to reduce the entire planet to the level of reality tv contestants and tea party supporters in days, unless the governments of the world pay us what we want."

Bicurious, Cock And Balls Torture, Doberman, Humour, Story Series, Straight

Survivor - PERM Edition

#1 of survivor - perm edition and now, for your smutty pleasure, please enjoy this little spoof of the reality tv show that everyone either loves or loves to hate: survivor - perm edition.

Cum, Gay, Human, M/M, Messy, Muscles, Oral, Rape, Rhino, Rhinoceros, Spooge, Story Series, Transformation

Serenifi: Mating 101

You're more insufferable zen reality television! anyway, zese are ze breasts. notice how zey are significantly bigger in size. not too big, zough... also, do not mind ze breasts of serenity here.

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Prisoners of War – Sleepless

The lion starring in his unwitting reality television broadcast let out a loud chortle. _" **yeah, right!"** _ **_ _** **_"going now..."_** **_ _** the military tiger stepped into the bathroom section.

Captivity, Chastity, Drama, Feline, Gay, M/M, Military, Muscles, Musk, Orgasm Denial, Prison, Story Series, Tiger, White Tiger

Spring and Fall: To A Grown Woman

It certainly wasn't her job, and she didn't have anything worth coming back home to besides a tepid meal zapped in the microwave, her favorite ancient lounge chair, and whatever new hit reality tv show just happened to be on when she smacked her television

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Playing With Magic- Ch2- Dreams

There was a reality tv show on; something to do with a group of people surviving on an island without any pokemon. _what a boring world that would be..._ tom thought, flicking over to the move channel.

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Taking Chances: Ch 1 First Time

Justin watched as he turned it to some reality tv show. the roo didn't mind them, but he didn't love them either. "not really..." jeremy realized that justin was one of those people who someone just had to peel the layers off of. thirty minutes went by.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 2

March 13, 2020 9:00 AM Exuma, Big Major Cay, Bahamas 83° F A large speedboat fends the ocean waters, sparkling in the morning sunlight as the camera drone hovers from above. The small figures of a hog badger and a Tasmanian devil can be...

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 2

As the jailer storms to his own room, it doesn't take long for the situation to be diffused. Having gotten the two feuding mustelids seemingly under control, the rest of the group is free to get to their own occupations - some people lounging outside,...

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 5, "Young Thing" - Part 1

_March 1, 2020_ _Apopka, Florida 7:30 AM_ It's early morning at the Burrow, most of the players sleeping in after returning home from their road trip to Tampa. Greasy Z is snoring loudly, blanket pulled down to his stomach as he lies on his...

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Winner Reveal

You got passion, you got strength, and c'mon... my inner reality tv fanatic loved your moves. you got this, bitch."

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Part 2

10:00 AM 22 hours since the beginning of the Gauntlet "Welcome in, guys..." Ludwig says, taking a look at the battered mustelids as they walk out of the Burrow and stand in front of him. "You managed to sleep some?" "You fucking with us..."...

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