The Last Medallion - Chp 2 - The Marven
"mary, look, i'm not coughing anymore," his father joked weakly next to him. colt turned his head towards his father "what do you mea--" his words caught in his throat as his heart skipped a beat.
A Night with Lance's Parents
"dirty dad jokes. i swear to god." dad chuckled. he eased off of his wife's face and for a moment it seemed she was asleep, but she opened her eyes and petted down desmond's chest. "excuse me, sweetie. we're going to go finish up dinner.
Hive Park, Chapter 5
Her father joked. “actually, i was thinking of an early night anyway.” “getting a head start on those good dreams of yours?” he grinned “you could say that.” corinne winked as she took another bite.
New Freddy Fazbear's Practise Second Phase Practise Chapter
His dad joked back. “making pasta, use up what we got left before it goes rotten and finish up that cheese sauce from last night.” that sounded good to joshua, his dad was a good cook, had to be since he was a single parent.
Extracurricular Activities - Tutoring Session
The blue dragon grinned, proud of his 'dad-joke'. shayna groaned and rolled hir eyes, unable to see hir husband on the other side of mount talash. "honestly, you need a writer if you're going to try to be funny." shi said.
Bear & Breakfast
His dad joke went unappreciated by his frowning audience. “...you better mop the floor. i could smell your old cunt leaking all the way to my room.” hudson groaned, promptly turning on his heels and heading back upstairs.
Shoemaker
dad joked. "hush! he's innocent!" mom scooped me up in her arms. we looked at each other for a long minute. i must have been hungry or something cause at that moment, i bit into my mom's chest. "ow!" she cried. "son of a-" "orc."
Training Wheels
In the center of the room (the "dungeon," dad jokingly calls it) is a series of hooks bolted to the concrete foundation.
The Great Prophet Of Zao chapter 2: Safe Behind The Walls
dad jokingly laughs. but i can see the fear in his eyes. so i simply look back at him with a smile and say "i'm right behind you dad". he pats me on the head and we start running to catch up to the group heading to the main armory.
The Dawn of Destiny: Chapters 13-16
dad joked, "you know that isn't true kiddo." gramps said, "please don't call me kiddo grandpa." i said, "suits ya though." gramps winked, "but i'm not a kid anymore..." i started, "yes, we know... you and miss aurora, how are things these days?
Remedy - 5
"now, you'll smell like your old dad!" joked kror in hilarity. but soon, both stopped their struggle: the arms relaxed, and the entangle released as both looked around them... "i'll make coffee, go get your shower and brush your teeth. or else."
A Shocking Debut
"please don't make dad jokes." gale groaned. "that just makes this so much more awkward." "fair enough." derrick shrugged. "the point is you figured out your opponent's strategy and you countered it.