SNAP

Lia just flicked golf club up and off the floor with her foot, taking the object in both hands and just like that, she snapped it in two.

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A bad day in the tree house

Max stared incredulously at the tv as the announcer said "space dog patrol will not be seen today due to our extended coverage of the pacific golf championship." with a click max switched off the tv. "stupid golf!"

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Closer than Brothers

A lovely spectrum ranging from 'lose your job if you're six minutes late' all the way up to 'taking the afternoon off to go golfing'. can you guess where i am on that scale?

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I wonder what this does

It was about the size of a golf ball and even more sensitive now. he trembled as he brought the ball up to his lips giving it a soft kiss before sucking on the outside.

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Preparation

Gelatin gushed out of her cervix until one of the golf ball-sized eggs plugged it. "there's something in there!" alex laughed. "that's the egg you'll be pushing out when you finish dilating." "will it hurt?" mia asked.

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Routine

Just as she were about to thank the elder for the news, the sound of an approaching golf cart was heard. the gathered cats turned their attention to the street. a tan golf cart pulled up, pulled into the yard and parked.

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There's something wrong with me

The men at the golf course, the standup comics, the sitcoms on television, they all complain whenever their wives ask them to do something. i've never minded.

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Hyena Hysteria, Chapter One

She led the way across the parking lot, through the concrete thoroughfare, between the pale walls of the rectangular buildings, passed the film crews shuffling across the sunbaked alleys with golf carts and overloaded vans.

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Gifts to Carry

Underneath hung a pair of golf ball sized balls in a white furred scrotum. jon gave tim a good long look before he turned around and lifted his tail, presenting his rump for inspection.

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Rise and Shine: An I Love You Twice Short

Your father and i are taking the neighbours up on their offer to have a morning round of golf. we'll be back around three or four, unless we decide to go out for dinner. remember, we love you!

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The Gift

"hey, zaggy," he called out ahead of himself, "how's the golf going? because my dick's a driver tonight." smirking at his own bad joke, he pushed open the bedroom door -- and then gasped.

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Vartech

What seemed to impress him most was the mini-golf course. vars smiled. of everything up here, everyone seemed to be most impressed with the mini-golf course. probably because it was the most unexpected thing to see this high up.

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