Amplifier Saga--Chapters 1 and 2
Where i put my hairbrush, what color combinations i wore, the amount of dirty jokes i made--and the real killer for our relationship was--how we had sex.
A Friend in the Night
I asked him, smirking like i told a dirty joke. elijah's eyes shifted as he looked at the noisy corridor behind me. "it'll be a great way to bond..."
Perilous Jaunt Chapter 10
Was she always like this, cursing and making dirty jokes? or did she used to be soft and innocent? as strange as it was to imagine esme as a gentle person, it was saddening nonetheless.
Saturday in the Park
Sure enough, it is the same deep voice the roo has always heard, just rarely that softly, only when telling those dirty jokes. the schnauzer sets the binoculars down, looking at jackie, maintining a wary, frightened suspicion.
Belly Buddies (Part 1)
"that'th jutht a...dirty joke i made up.no, it'th thuper professional. which doctor do you have?" "i...um," cora dug in the tiny pocket her dress had and pulled out a folded piece of paper. "...dr. mankiewicz?" "_no fuckin way!
Reset: Paying Your Dues
She egged patrons into drinking more, told dirty jokes to entertain, and bartered kisses for drink orders from who she perceived to be the more bashful of her customers; which usually resulted in a chorus of cheers from the individual's friends.
Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 115
He teased, making an immature dirty joke as he wiggled his finger causing all three to flush wide eyed. "how crude!!" alicia snapped.
Winter Harvest
Johns were always cracking dirty jokes. "i'm always open for business, big fella." she walked toward him slowly, swaying her hips. "aren't you cold, wearing so little on such a nasty winter night?" this too was a clever leading question.
The Pokemon Breeding Trials - Stuffed
“did you just make a dirty joke?" she said, chuckling herself and giving the canine a small boop on the nose. “oh my, you're getting quite comfortable around me aren't you?"
Tritonia's Team Part (2/2)
"good, now, laugh as if i told you a long-winded dirty joke, i think septimus is watching us." i laughed and kicked at the floor while alphonse chuckled. no longer whispering, he said, "you kicked a lot of ass, girl!
Road to India
A couple of hours passed and we were all inside the shelter, playing card games, telling dirty jokes and drinking wine or brandy. and now they were saying stupid one-liners a woman would never say to his husband... "that was a great fart!
Slick Driving Conditions
He signed off on the load, told some dirty jokes for the surly freight manager and the jovial bullshitting set the chipper tone for his trip.