Sarah x Mark: Chapter Two
Regardless of his douche status, they owed him too much with not revealing her presence and keeping their boss from finding her. but if they ever got free, he was definitely going to be the first to go.
Jonny Ain't Gay (M polar bear / M husky)
"god, you guys are such fuckin' douches," the kangaroo said with a shake of his head and roll of his eyes. "i can't believe i'm wasting a saturday night with you freaks." "sh'up, joey."
Child of the Wastland - Prologue
She almost twitched trying to be nice to her douche bag of an employer. "there wasn't much of a description of the job in your letter, just that you needed my skill to find the missing person."
The Life of Hayate chap 1
After our father died three and a half years ago he would follow me everywhere and like a good brother i took care of him, but now he acts like a douche. "you're so uncool" he said. "and you act like a spoiled little brat" i replied calmly.
Il est temps de sortir
Il reste quelques temps comme ça, la vampire dans ses bras, et quand il estime qu'elle a eu le temps de se remettre, il lui demande simplement : -tu ne veux pas qu'on sorte de la douche ?
Kurt: an unsuspected surprize
He said "then tell me why is it that everyone i love ends up being killed by some douche bag?"
Gone and Come Home Ch.5
Well, as for why they did it i have no idea, those kids are just douche-bags waiting to explode. but i'm going to make sure that nobody does anything to you ever again.
Lady and The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure: Understanding
"i don't give a fuck, scamp," said angel, each word accentuated with a pause to emphasize how she felt about her being treated by the now-douche dog. "i really fucking don't.
A Moment of Weakness
Constructive criticism is fine but just don't be...well, just don't be a douche about it, because remember, my expertise lies more with homosexual yiff :d.so, please enjoy another "pulled out of my butt, half assed written story" by me.
Bastards! Chapter 1 - Meet the Freak on the Leash
"how much of a rockstar do i look like when i can't even lift my head, you douche?" i snarled. "an image don't mean shit if i don't live to see the next gi-" "you'll be fine. oh, and speaking of the next gig!!"
High School Love
I didn't really care because they all seemed like your typical douche bag preps. originally from kentucky i have grown up in the country and always had a slight mean streak and anger problems.
The Unsung Hero: ~Chapter One~
To see something like the school's biggest bullies take down the schools biggest douche bag makes my day. all three of them will see the wrath of the school officials and their parents.