Touchdown! Part II (OLD)
Stripes spoke from experience; he'd tried being mister nice guy with a few of his casual partners, but nothing brought them in like being an abrasive douche. it was counter-intuitive as hell, but it got him laid, and how.
The Life of Hayate chap 1
After our father died three and a half years ago he would follow me everywhere and like a good brother i took care of him, but now he acts like a douche. "you're so uncool" he said. "and you act like a spoiled little brat" i replied calmly.
The First Encounter
"that douche's on the left!" he said in a failed attempt to whisper into the earpiece that hung from his ear. "got 'em!" a feminine voice answered from the tv. anise, probably, oliver's bluejay friend.
Death Metal Firing Squad: Speak when spoken to
"oh my god claire you poor girl you've been through so much and that douche bag wouldn't even look at you, fuck him, you're safe with me now."
Kioga 3: The Aristocracy of Ego
"douche." "you--" kioga paused, jabbing a claw at lugo. he was going to continue his tirade, his masquerade as "daddy-dude" or "douche" or whomever, but there was an elephant in the room that had to be addressed.
Shadows Returning: Chapter 2
Last Paragraph of the Previous Chapter: A short while later we arrived at the park with the courts. It was a lavish and well planed out and maintained park. There was a flower garden with rows of Roses, Tulips, Magnolias, Tiger Lillies, and so much...
Klondike Challenge
The wolf exclaims, grinning douche-ily at the camera, "i'm your host, chad peddik. for those of you new to the show, we take unsuspecting, and some suspecting, folks and see what we can get them to do for money.
CHAPITRE II : Chamboulement
Une fois propre, jérémie resta quelques instants sous la douche chaude en fermant les yeux.
Taking from Gnarl
"douche" gnarl panted out breathlessly, giving an ineffective shove to his captors shoulder. dragonien grinned in response. "you love it" he retorted in playful accusation.
She's Such A Tease - Accidental Desires Pt. 6
She tasted of raspberries from the flavoured douching kit he had given her earlier. he reached into the nightstand drawer and arabelle heard a metallic clanking and felt cold steel against her skin.
A trainer's story [01]
Of all the thing i hate, what i hate most is douche bags who always bully and abuse other like you.", i threw him to the ground and took riolu's pokeball from him. "come back, riolu!", i said.
Modest Mouse
All the while i had started getting soundproofing for my bedroom; that douche and his polar bear girlfriend weren't quieting down. plus maybe it made marsie wanna spend more time with me?