High School is Hell - Deception
"because your father isn't a colossal asshat." russ glanced at flash. "no offense." flash indicated that none was taken. "your dad must be worried about you by now and i'm sure he's found some place to stay. so come on, get dressed and let's get ready."
Anthem Of The Lonely Act 4 - Day Of The Dead
"i told that asshat not to use any powers." "but it helped thea recover." a shrug. "...how did he ever call you friend?"
Down In The Dumps
The asshat trio were grouped around the kitchen table, shoveling cereal in their mouths, milk dripping down their chins like a clan of mountain ogres. justin was about to pull up a chair when dave shoved him hard in the chest.
Tarot Chronicles: Reading 6--The Fool
Besides, you dig this fucking stuff more than i do, you big asshat. now what, what, what do we do now, huh, huh, huh?"
Epiphany Part 3
Zerrex sipped at his mug of coffee, and the pseudodragon pawed at this, but the drakkaren only snorted and bumped his thick muzzle against the small, skeletal creature, muttering: "don't push your luck now, you little asshat."
Problem Child Part One (Echo Visual Novel Fan Fiction)
"hey, asshat," i respond casually, "nice cirrhosis." "what's a 'rosis'?" he asks, and i hear the sound of his own stream joining mine. i just huff and shake my head. i'm not into dealing with clint today. especially not with my dick in my hand.
Epiphany Part 4
Sephire shouted suddenly, and lord winced before the female bad-temperedly punched the gemstone on her arm, making the image fizzle out before she slammed the covering back closed over it and muttered under her breath: "ugh, he's such an asshat at times.